Banana Puns: From monkeys to human beings, there is barely anyone who doesn’t like to eat bananas and go bananas for the love of life. Banana is a gargantuan source of energy, delectable in taste, easily available to consume. A lot of puns and jokes have been made on bananas about its size and shape which is quite similar to a man’s private part. In this section, we have rounded up the funniest banana puns that will surely make you grab your stomach hard because of uncontrollable laughter. Go through all the banana puns and pick the best to share with buddies and laugh in bunch.
Funny Banana Puns
Only you can make me go banana for you.
I would love to explore the jungles of banana (Savanah) one day.
What female apple said when she breaks up with banana? You look like a dick.
I think I am not peeling (feeling) well.
This super car is looking so peeling (appealing).
Why banana felt why when avocado entered the room without knocking? Because she was undressing.
I haven’t seen outfit as peeling (compelling) as this one.
I want to pee-l so badly right now.
Once in my life, I would love to visit Ghana (Banana).
What did female banana says to male banana that make him go crazy? I am taking off my clothes.
I don’t think there is any fruit juice better than Banana (Tropicana).
Banana (Indiana) Jones is one of the finest adventurous movies of all time.
Let’s go to banana (Havana) for the summer vacation!
Why there is no banana (Cabana) on this beach? Where would I change?
Admit it or not, Banana (Louisiana) is famous for its cuisines.
You need to peel the burn when you hit the gym.
I have never seen a girl as a-peel-ing as she is.
I love the song by Akon, ‘I wanna make up right now banana banana’.
Banana (Hanna) Montana is my favorite TV child artist.
Banana (Mariana) Trench is the deepest place in the world.
You need to take proper rest, if you want to peel (heel) the pain.
You can never understand my peeling (feeling).
Banana (Solana) is quite famous and stable crypto currency.
What do you call a Banana who is booed by everyone? Boonana.
Name an animal who loves Banana unconditionally? Monkeys.
How to make a happy banana sad? Just turn its face down.
What does all the bananas said when they hopped on the beach? Let’s get naked!
As far as I know, Banana (Susanaah) is quite a shrewd woman.
Don’t you make Instagram peels (reels) for your brand promotion?
I get outrageous re-peel-ing vibes from him all the time.
What does one banana says to other banana on telephone? Yellow Yellow (Hello Hello).
What looks like a Boomerang but never returns when thrown on apes? Banana.
What’s sober when yellow and white when get naked? Banana.
Which key can open the bananas in no time? Monkey.
If you can make orange juice out of orange, what you can make out of banana? Terrible banana chips.
The whole world is going bananas over the new iPhone.
Why banana went viral on the Internet without doing anything? She was captured removing her dress.
Why Banana is a dangerous weapon? Its cover can make anyone slip and sleep permanently.
What do you call a banana running hard to save his life? Runanana.
What do you call a pair of banana completely peeled? Slippers.
What do you call a banana loved by everyone? Charismatic banana!
What happened to banana when he met with a severe accident? He found himself in splits.
Why all the monkeys become sad after hearing a news on TV? Bananas will no longer be available.
Why bananas are the happiest fruit of all? They always live in the bunch.
How to spoil a baby banana? Put him under the sun for a long time.
Why do bananas hate to play the name game? Because they look like a man’s private part.
What do you call Bananas residing in USA? Americana.
How does monkeys learn skating? By using banana peels.
Which fruit hungry sheep like to eat the most? Bahaa-nanas.
I will go banana if I don’t get proper sleep.
Why Bananas are curvy in appearance? They can’t think straight.