Bear Puns: Bears are quite furry and cute creatures but intimidating at the same time. Out of all the bear species, Koalas and pandas are the harmless one and herbivore as well. Most people love bears because they are lazy as hell like them. Bears hibernate for months and eat like there is no tomorrow. Bears might not be funny creatures but bear puns can rib-tickle your funny bones. Hop on to the freshest and the most comprehensive collection of bear puns and be ready to face umpteen laughter bombs.
Funny Bear Puns
You can’t bear the weight of past guilt for a lifetime.
I don’t think the guard can bear (hear) me clearly!
The bear-ings of the machine have completely broken.
What’s the best pastime of a bear? Hibernation!
Isn’t the bear (pair) of baby socks looking adorable?
I know my jokes are bad but you have to bear them anyway.
I built this whole place with my bear (bare) hands.
What do you call a sticky bear? Gummy bear.
Your derogatory behavior is so un-bear-able.
All the world wars were such bar-bear-ic (barbaric) events.
He is the flag bear-er of the human rights movement.
There are too many bear-iers (barriers) to breach to reach there.
She is one of the finest bear-isters (barristers) of the criminal proceedings.
You are the reason behind so many em-bear-ssments (embarrassments) in my life.
What’s a bear’s favorite poet? William Shakes-bear (Shakespeare).
Have you every played bear-itone (baritone).
You can’t measure atmospheric pressure without the latest bear-ometer (barometer).
There is no denying that cadbeary (Cadbury) makes the best chocolates.
I have never heard such a pre-paws-terous logic.
Black Beary (berry) used to create the best business phones.
This flower is quite bear (rare) to find in this region.
I don’t think I can bear (wear) this terrible dress.
Let’s bear (tear) this ugly wallpaper and put the new one.
The police won’t bear (spare) you for this heinous crime.
The share market is quite bear-ish today.
Your bear-gaining (bargaining) skills are terrible.
You are not koala-ified (qualified) enough for the job.
Nothing can beat the taste of coca-koala in the domain of soft drinks.
Though we are polar opposites, we are still doing well together.
Are you sure there is no problem with your bears (ears)?
You have bruin (ruin) everything!
Which bears are always opposite in personality to their better half? Polar bears.
You have some amazing koala-ties (qualities) that are difficult to find in a person nowadays.
Do you have bear (fear) of anything?
What a bear (sheer) coincidence!
Out of all the geometrical elements, a bear (sphere) has the least surface area.
I was panda-ering (pondering) how to earn big bucks in quick time?
I am not experienced enough to handle bear (peer) pressure.
The hair caring products of bear-do company are awesome.
How bear (dare) you to touch my accessories without any permission.
Once a panda-mic (pandemic) hits, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Do you have any bear (ware) house where I can keep my raw material?
I am doing job on bear (bare) minimum wage.
Your little tot is bear-y (very) cute.
Why pandas are considered as old fashioned? Because they still follow black and white trend.
An bear-o-plane (aeroplane) is the fastest mode to travel anywhere.
Let’s meet the paws-tor (pastor) to talk about rituals.
All polar bears are furr-bidden to enter to a hot spot.
Is the memory of your PC ex-panda-able?
I can’t bear-ly (barely) stand, let alone running.
Which bear is the most popular among teenage girls? A teddy bear.