Butter Puns: If there is one thing that makes a bread worth eating, it’s butter. Be it salty or unsalty, no breakfast is complete without spreading some scrumptious butter on the bread. Life without butter is like movies without color, so vapid. The feeling of slicing butter eloquently and seamlessly and putting it on the bread is so damn delightful. The mesmerizing taste of butter hits you hard when you take the first bite and the flavor spreads on your whole tongue. For all the butter lovers, we have churned out something flavorsome and delectable. We have jotted down the funniest butter puns that are full of wit and quite slippery.
Funny Butter Puns
You butter get up for the exercise or I will drag you.
What does a jam says to a piece of butter? Babe, you are so smooth and salty.
You are looking gorgeous sweetheart! Stop buttering me!
How dairy of him to eat all my butter without taking any permission.
Trust me, you are butter than her in every way.
What do you call a butter with a lot of grudges? Butt-hurt.
Kids use jam, men use ham, legends use butter on the bread.
Kids love to watch butterflies, I love to eat butter fries.
I am whey butter in sports than in studies.
Butter up yourself for the upcoming examination.
The definition of a gourmet is one who knows how to distinguishes between salted and unsalted butter.
Hey, you butter back off or I will kick you.
He always wanted to become like a butter-fly but ended by turning cheese.
The butter, the sooner!
I genuinely wish you feel butter soon!
Trust me sweetheart, we are butter together!
There is no butter brother and friend than you.
What does a piece of butter always dream about? To become a butter-fly.
The butter that rolls the most diminishes the earliest.
I want you to hug me like butter hugs a butter knife.
You have to admit that there is no couple butter than a jam and bread.
Butter raise a toast with loved ones than to celebrate alone.
What’s the favorite song of butter? ‘Slide it my way’.
I hate butter jokes because they are not cheesy.
The only way to churn out big profit is to butter up the rate of production and distribution.
I want you to melt for me like the butter melt in front of heat.
What separates kids from the men is peanut butter!
I once put the butter on my piping hot tortilla, it just fell and fell.
I am glad to have a butter-half like you in my life.
I pray to god everyday to make you butter soon!
I am going through a bad phase but I always hope for butter days.
What does butter says to a cheese? You are so inelegant.
What’s up my butter-cup?
You are my butter from another mother!
What does peanut butter dreams about all the time? Becoming an astro-nut!
Sweetheart, you know how to make my day butter!
Cheese and butter are same, said no food specialist ever!
I feel so slippery whenever I see salty butter.
I so want to tell all the rumors related to butter to you but you will surely spread them everywhere.
I just can’t imagine how time fries so fast.
Love only that person who can melt for you like butter.
Don’t be butter-hole.
If life gives you butter, make damn fine toasts out of it.
How peanut butter expresses its joy? I’m nuts for you.
What happens when you eat too much butter? You feel butter-flies in your stomach.
Butter hook up with me.
How to cheer up an angry person who loves to eat better? Let’s spread it on the toast.
Why did bread breakups with the jam? To find the butter lover!
Why do school kids peek out of the window all the time? They always want to see colorful butter-flies.
Why butter refused to work in a movie? Because the roll was not up to expectations.
You can never catch a butter because butter-flies.