Butter Puns: If there is one thing that makes a bread worth eating, it’s butter. Be it salty or unsalty, no breakfast is complete without spreading some scrumptious butter on the bread. Life without butter is like movies without color, so vapid. The feeling of slicing butter eloquently and seamlessly and putting it on the bread is so damn delightful. The mesmerizing taste of butter hits you hard when you take the first bite and the flavor spreads on your whole tongue. For all the butter lovers, we have churned out something flavorsome and delectable. We have jotted down the funniest butter puns that are full of wit and quite slippery.
Funny Butter Puns
You butter get up for the exercise or I will drag you.
What does a jam says to a piece of butter? Babe, you are so smooth and salty.
You are looking gorgeous sweetheart! Stop buttering me!
How dairy of him to eat all my butter without taking any permission.
Trust me, you are butter than her in every way.
What do you call a butter with a lot of grudges? Butt-hurt.
Kids use jam, men use ham, legends use butter on the bread.
Kids love to watch butterflies, I love to eat butter fries.
I am whey butter in sports than in studies.
Butter up yourself for the upcoming examination.
The definition of a gourmet is one who knows how to distinguishes between salted and unsalted butter.
Hey, you butter back off or I will kick you.
He always wanted to become like a butter-fly but ended by turning cheese.
The butter, the sooner!
I genuinely wish you feel butter soon!
Trust me sweetheart, we are butter together!
There is no butter brother and friend than you.
What does a piece of butter always dream about? To become a butter-fly.
The butter that rolls the most diminishes the earliest.
I want you to hug me like butter hugs a butter knife.
You have to admit that there is no couple butter than a jam and bread.
Butter raise a toast with loved ones than to celebrate alone.
What’s the favorite song of butter? ‘Slide it my way’.
I hate butter jokes because they are not cheesy.
The only way to churn out big profit is to butter up the rate of production and distribution.
I want you to melt for me like the butter melt in front of heat.
What separates kids from the men is peanut butter!
I once put the butter on my piping hot tortilla, it just fell and fell.
I am glad to have a butter-half like you in my life.
I pray to god everyday to make you butter soon!
I am going through a bad phase but I always hope for butter days.
What does butter says to a cheese? You are so inelegant.
What’s up my butter-cup?
You are my butter from another mother!
What does peanut butter dreams about all the time? Becoming an astro-nut!
Sweetheart, you know how to make my day butter!
Cheese and butter are same, said no food specialist ever!
I feel so slippery whenever I see salty butter.
I so want to tell all the rumors related to butter to you but you will surely spread them everywhere.
I just can’t imagine how time fries so fast.
Love only that person who can melt for you like butter.
Don’t be butter-hole.
If life gives you butter, make damn fine toasts out of it.
How peanut butter expresses its joy? I’m nuts for you.
What happens when you eat too much butter? You feel butter-flies in your stomach.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter hook up with me.
How to cheer up an angry person who loves to eat better? Let’s spread it on the toast.
Why did bread breakups with the jam? To find the butter lover!
Why do school kids peek out of the window all the time? They always want to see colorful butter-flies.
Why butter refused to work in a movie? Because the roll was not up to expectations.
You can never catch a butter because butter-flies.
I can’t believe it’s not butter… oh wait, I can, because it’s clearly labeled!
Butter late than never!
Don’t be so margarinely opposed to butter puns.
Butter be prepared for a spread of puns!
I’m on a roll—butter make some more puns!
Let’s butter our bread with laughter and puns.
I’m feeling butterly awesome with these puns.
This conversation is really buttering me up!
What did the butter say to the bread? “You’re my butter half!”
You can’t have a toast without buttering up the conversation.
Spread the love, spread the butter, spread the puns!
Don’t churn away from these butter puns; they’re dairy funny!
I’m so smooth, I could be mistaken for butter.
You’re the butter to my bread, the peanut to my jelly—wait, wrong pun!
Let’s stick together like butter on hot toast!
I’m in a bit of a jam with these butter puns.
Are you ready to spread some laughter? Let’s butter do it!
Let’s not let these puns go stale—keep ’em buttery fresh!
I’m on a roll with these butter puns—hope you can keep up!
Life is short—spread more butter, crack more puns!
Butter not underestimate the power of a good pun!
Let’s make this conversation as smooth as butter.
Can’t believe we’re churning out so many puns!
Butter safe than sorry—let’s keep the puns coming.
I’m on a roll, butter believe it!
Don’t spread yourself too thin—save some room for butter puns.
Got my mind churnin’ for more buttery puns!
I’m not just a pretty spread, I’m also full of puns!
Let’s toast to these buttery puns!
Don’t be so unsalted about these butter puns!
I’m butterly delighted by these puns!
Butter be prepared for a lot more puns where that came from!
Spread the joy like you would spread butter!
I’m getting butter and butter at these puns.
I can’t believe I’m butter at puns than I thought!
It’s butter to have laughed than never to have punned!
I’m so good at puns, it’s like I’m on a roll of butter!
I’m but-terly obsessed with these puns!
Butter not stop now; we’re on a roll!
Life’s too short for margarine—stick to the butter and the puns!
Butter believe it, these puns are getting better and better!
Let’s churn out more laughter with these buttery puns!
Don’t let these puns slip through your fingers like butter!
Can’t help it if these puns spread like butter!
Keep calm and butter on with the puns.
I’m butterly surprised at how many puns we’ve come up with!
Let’s butter up this conversation with a dash of humor!
Got my creativity churnin’ like a stick of butter!
Butter late than never for some good puns, right?
Let’s whip up some more buttery puns, shall we?
Spread joy like you spread butter—generously!
I’m so on a roll—I feel like the butter on a hot piece of toast!
These puns are making me feel all warm and buttery inside!
You butter believe I’m having a blast with these puns!
Life is like a stick of butter—better when it’s full of laughs!
I’m buttering you up for more puns—ready or not!
Don’t let these puns melt away like butter in the sun!
Let’s keep the conversation light and buttery with puns!
These puns are the butter to my humor bread!
Churnin’ out puns faster than a butter factory!
I’m not saying I’m addicted to butter, but I did name my goldfish Churn.
Relationships are like butter. They start out sweet and creamy, but eventually you just end up spread thin.
What do you call a cow who’s afraid of butter? A churnophobe.
I used to think I was lactose intolerant, but then I realized I just can’t resist butter.
Butter makes everything better, even bad jokes.
I’m so butter-obsessed, I even put it on my pancakes.
Life is short. Eat dessert first, and don’t forget the butter.
What do you call a cow who won the lottery? A butter millionaire.
Why did the butter cross the road? To get to the toast on the other side.
I love butter so much, I’m thinking of changing my middle name to “Spread.”
I’m not buttered up, but I think you’re the spread for me.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, you’re the butter half of my life.
I can’t margarine to believe you doubted my love for butter.
I’ll never take you for granted, you butter believe it.
Let’s just say I’m whipped for butter.
I’m not sure what’s better, the bread or the butter on top.
I can’t believe I almost churned down our relationship.
You’re the butter to my toast, the cheese to my mac.
I’m feeling a little ghee right now.
I think I’m falling for you, buttercup.
I’m so bad at spreading butter, I should be called “The Unspreadable.”
My life is so tragic, even my toast cries butter tears.
I’m such a butterface, I should wear a bag over my head.
I’m so clumsy, I can’t even butter a piece of toast without making a mess.
I’m so bad at cooking, I once tried to make scrambled eggs with butter, and they turned out burnt.
I’m so uncultured, I don’t even know the difference between butter and margarine.
I’m so forgetful, I once forgot to put butter on my toast.
I’m so addicted to butter, I’m starting to look like it.
I’m so boring, my favorite hobby is watching butter melt.
I’m so butter-obsessed, I even put it on my ice cream.
I’m not sure what’s more expensive, butter or therapy.
I’m on a diet, but I’m not giving up butter. I’m just giving up everything else.
Butter is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive, the fact that I can make butter from scratch or that I can still eat it all in one sitting.
I may not have all the answers, but I know one thing for sure: butter is delicious.
I’m not sure if I’m more addicted to butter or my phone.
I’m not sure if butter is a condiment or a soulmate.
I’m not sure if I’m more in love with butter or the person who invented it.
I’m not sure if I’m more addicted to butter or the internet.
I’m not sure if I’m more worried about the butter shortage or the fact that I’m the only one who seems to care.
Hilarious Butter Jokes
Why can’t butter keep a secret? It’s always spreading gossip!
What do you call a stick of butter that makes financial investments? A butter broker!
Why did the butter get in trouble at school? It was caught spreading rumors!
What do you call a butter that fixes leaky pipes? A plumber!
Why can’t butter focus in class? Because it’s easily distracted and keeps spacing out!
How does butter like to relax? By hanging out in the tub!
Why was the butter late to work? It took too long to spread itself in the morning!
How does butter maintain its figure? Lots of butter-cise!
How does butter get to the gym? It takes an Uber!
What do you call a smooth butter? Slick butter!
Why are sticks of butter never lonely? They always hang out in packs!
How does butter party? It churns up the dance floor!
How does butter send a text message? It spreads the word!
Why can’t you trust butter? It has a slippery personality!
What do you call a butter that solves crimes? Sherbutter Holmes!
What do you call a butter wearing shiny shoes? Slippery butter!
Why is butter the most flexible food? It can spread itself very thin!
Why is butter so optimistic all the time? Because it always sees the bright side!
How does butter feel after a long work week? Exhaust-butter!
Why are sticks of butter such dangerous drivers? They are prone to road rage!
Did you hear about the stick of butter who won the lottery? What lucky butter!
Why do butters have trouble telling time? They melt under pressure!
What kind of shoes does butter wear? Butter-fly shoes!
Why did the butter lose the race? It couldn’t catch up!
Why did the butter get in trouble with airport security? It was carrying dairy liquids!
Why couldn’t the melted butter leave the crime scene? It was stuck under investigation!
What happens when a stick of butter laughs too hard? It cracks up!
How did the butter propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one dairy knee!
Why are sticks of butter so good at cooking? They melt into their work!
Why was the butter trying on tons of shoes? It was on the hunt for the perfect butter!
What was the butters favorite 90s band? Boyz II Butter
Why can’t you borrow money from butter? Because it’s always a little short!
Why did the stick of butter quit his job? He felt spread too thin.
Why do butters make great builders? They have a lot of experience working with toast!
What type of car does butter drive? A butter-sche!
Why do butters run marathons? To butter up!
Why was the melted butter embarrassed? It saw its own dairy bits!
What is a butter’s favorite candy? Peanut budders!
How do you cheer up a stick of butter? Butter him up!
Why does butter have a hard time wearing earrings? It doesn’t have any lobes!
Why couldn’t the stick of butter sleep? She drank too much coffee and was feeling whey too jittery!
How does a stick of butter practice karate? By buttering up!
Why should you never tell secrets to butter? Butter cannot be trusted to keep them to itself.
What did one butter say to console the other butter who was melting? “Don’t worry, buttercup!”
Did you hear about the butter that went to prison? His lawyer got him off on a butter technicality!
Why don’t butters ever donate to charity? They’re selfish and keep everything for butterselves!
What happens when you tell butter a funny joke? It cracks up!
Did you hear about the clumsy butter thief? He made a butter fingered mistake!
What do you call a butter that works as a builder? A butterer!
Why was the butter acting so strangely? It wasn’t itself today.
What do you call a butter who works as a roofer? A butterer!
Why was the melted butter ready to leave the house? It slipped into something more spreadable.
Why do butters make great sailors? They know their way butteround!
What’s the best way to pass butter in class? Xerox and Copybutter!
Why couldn’t the butter knife cut the butter? He wasn’t sharp enough!
What do you call a butter that cleans your teeth? A floss-butter!
What do you call buttery hair? Butter locks!
Why did no one want to hang out with the butter? He always melted down over small things!
What do you call a gaming butter? Xbox butter!
Why should you never eat burnt butter? It’ll butter your health!
How does a stick of butter get its point across? Using a butter knife!
Why was the butter laughing at the sandwich? Because it was toast!
What is a butter’s favorite day of the week? Frys-butter!
Why can’t butter keep a secret? It’s always spreading gossip!
What do you call a stick of butter that makes financial investments? A butter broker!
Why did the butter get in trouble at school? It was caught spreading rumors!
What do you call a butter that fixes leaky pipes? A plumber!
Why can’t butter focus in class? Because it’s easily distracted and keeps spacing out!
How does butter like to relax? By hanging out in the tub!
Why was the butter late to work? It took too long to spread itself in the morning!
How does butter maintain its figure? Lots of butter-cise!
How does butter get to the gym? It takes an Uber!
What do you call a smooth butter? Slick butter!
Why are sticks of butter never lonely? They always hang out in packs!
How does butter party? It churns up the dance floor!
How does butter send a text message? It spreads the word!
Why can’t you trust butter? It has a slippery personality!
What do you call a butter that solves crimes? Sherbutter Holmes!
What do you call a butter wearing shiny shoes? Slippery butter!
Why is butter the most flexible food? It can spread itself very thin!
Why is butter so optimistic all the time? Because it always sees the bright side!
How does butter feel after a long work week? Exhaust-butter!
Why are sticks of butter such dangerous drivers? They are prone to road rage!
Did you hear about the stick of butter who won the lottery? What lucky butter!
Why do butters have trouble telling time? They melt under pressure!
What kind of shoes does butter wear? Butter-fly shoes!
Why did the butter lose the race? It couldn’t catch up!
Why did the butter get in trouble with airport security? It was carrying dairy liquids!
Why couldn’t the melted butter leave the crime scene? It was stuck under investigation!
What happens when a stick of butter laughs too hard? It cracks up!
How did the butter propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one dairy knee!
Why are sticks of butter so good at cooking? They melt into their work!
Why was the butter trying on tons of shoes? It was on the hunt for the perfect butter!
What was the butters favorite 90s band? Boyz II Butter
Why can’t you borrow money from butter? Because it’s always a little short!
Why did the stick of butter quit his job? He felt spread too thin.
Why do butters make great builders? They have a lot of experience working with toast!
What type of car does butter drive? A butter-sche!
Why do butters run marathons? To butter up!
Why was the melted butter embarrassed? It saw its own dairy bits!
What is a butter’s favorite candy? Peanut budders!
How do you cheer up a stick of butter? Butter him up!
Why does butter have a hard time wearing earrings? It doesn’t have any lobes!
Why couldn’t the stick of butter sleep? She drank too much coffee and was feeling whey too jittery!
How does a stick of butter practice karate? By buttering up!
Why should you never tell secrets to butter? Butter cannot be trusted to keep them to itself.
What did one butter say to console the other butter who was melting? “Don’t worry, buttercup!”
Did you hear about the butter that went to prison? His lawyer got him off on a butter technicality!
Why don’t butters ever donate to charity? They’re selfish and keep everything for butterselves!
What happens when you tell butter a funny joke? It cracks up!
Did you hear about the clumsy butter thief? He made a butter fingered mistake!
What do you call a butter that works as a builder? A butterer!
Why was the butter acting so strangely? It wasn’t itself today.
What do you call a butter who works as a roofer? A butterer!
Why was the melted butter ready to leave the house? It slipped into something more spreadable.
Why do butters make great sailors? They know their way butteround!
What’s the best way to pass butter in class? Xerox and Copybutter!
Why couldn’t the butter knife cut the butter? He wasn’t sharp enough!
What do you call a butter that cleans your teeth? A floss-butter!
What do you call buttery hair? Butter locks!
Why did no one want to hang out with the butter? He always melted down over small things!
What do you call a gaming butter? Xbox butter!
Why should you never eat burnt butter? It’ll butter your health!
How does a stick of butter get its point across? Using a butter knife!
Why was the butter laughing at the sandwich? Because it was toast!
What is a butter’s favorite day of the week? Frys-butter!