Crab Puns: Crabs are creepy creatures but they are quite serene in nature as well unless disturbed by external elements. Crabs don’t want to succeed in life but they love to pull every other crab down all thanks to crab mentality. So, if crabs are your favorite crustaceans and you don’t find them creepy at all, we have compiled an startling list of funny crab puns and jokes that will crack you up and leave you in splits. Don’t forget to share the best crab puns on your social media handles.
Funny Crab Puns
You either crab(grab) the opportunity or you repent.
I don’t think you are crab-able(capable) enough for the task.
If you want to lose fat quickly, consume less crab-ohydrates.
Plants exhale oxygen and inhale crab-on-dioxide.
The rain is pouring, we must find a shell-ter to protect ourselves.
You can take a crab(cab) from here to straight your home.
I hate people who pull down each other. Such a crab(crap) mentality.
The crab(fab) four of cricket are Virat Kohli, Steve Smith, Kane Williamson, and Joe Root.
I guess he is the one who can crab(stab) anyone to fulfill his persona agenda.
I don’t fall under the crab(slab) range of income tax.
You seriously don’t know how to use crab(tab) key on the keyboard?
You have delivered such a crab-tivating(captivating) speech today.
Don’t go there, it’s a crab(trap).
What’s the best job for a crab? Crab(crap) cleaner.
You better don’t listen to him. He is trying to throax(hoax) you.
The date of es-crab-lishment of Pyramids are still unknown to us.
I don’t know anyone who can crab(jab) better than Mike Tyson in the boxing.
Make sure you have all the safety measures in your crab(lab) before you begin to conduct experiments.
I must say, crab-italism(capitalism) is the root cause of expeditious development and GDP growth.
I badly crab(crave) for cheesy Pizza and tacos.
No one is above the claw(law) in this country.
You better give me a claw-frification or I’ll sue you in the court.
I lobster(lost her) in a very tragic manner.
Why male crab is pissed off from female crab? She takes a lot of shell-fies everywhere.
You must hit crabs(abs) every alternate day to maintain and keep them in shape.
The police officer crabbed (nabbed) him by spreading a trap.
You should stay far away from drab (crab) woman as they are promiscuous in nature.
How does sailor crabs respond to head crab during a voyage? Aye Aye Crab-tain.
I can feel crabs(cramps) in my calves.
We must run a self-awareness crab-pain(campaign) to educate people about cleanliness.
Crabs use shell phone to communicate with each other.
Shell-don cooper is the most hilarious the big bang theory character.
Crabs are so shell-fish that they can’t see anyone succeed in life.
From where do crabs borrow money? Pawn Broker
What’s crabs favorite pastime? To pull each other’s legs.
What happens when a crab marries with a Jellyfish? Claw-trastrophe.
Why crabs always lose in the fight with mammals? Because they live below C level.
What phrase crabs use to wrap their talks? In a shell.
What does a crab says to a tortoise when they were lying on the beach? What a crabby weather!
What do you call a crab who stalks hot girls and splurge money on them? Shrimp (simp).
A crab with fear of small spaces is called crab-stophobic(claustrophobic).
What Christmas presents crabs get from Santa Claus? Less laws and more claws.
You don’t have hermit(permit) to enter in this zone.
Which device crabs use to shoot amazing tik tok videos? Anthropod.
How does a lobster feels when he does something wrong? Clawful(awful).
Where do all the crabs hide their money? Below the sea level.
How a crab wins over another crab in a chess game? By saying shell-mate.
You are the most clawsome(awesome) person I have ever met.
You don’t have to claw-ompromise on your agreement.
What did a crab says to fish when they met under water? Nice to sea you!
Admit it or not, you are crab-solutely (absolutely) beautiful.
What did daddy crab say to baby crabs in anger? I will pinch you.
It’s be-claws(because) I love you, I can’t hurt you.
Why did all the crabs move to Las Vegas? They all wanted to play Crab-sino(casino).
I would always prefer a piping hot cup of crab-uccino in the morning.
Why crabs love to eat pizza? Because the crust is soft and crunchy!
Why crabs don’t like to play football and basketball? They are afraid to get caught in nets.
How does a crab feels after an intense workout? Crab-ulous (fabulous).
What does a crabs says after watching the sealed Caret of beer? I can crack this case.
Oh crab! It’s Monday today!
The most beloved vegetable of all the crabs is Crabbage (cabbage).
Don’t show your bad crab-itude to me. I can be worse.
Don’t worry, be crabby!
I am hungry as hell. Would you like to crab (grab) a burger for me.
I will crush Asian(crustacean)! said the dictator crab.
You can crack me up anytime with your jokes.
Let’s join hands and crack this case.
Could you please crab me a glass of wine?
How can you lost her in such a uncrowded place?
I just hate to eat claw-liflower (cauliflower).