Ear Puns: Do you have any kind of hearing problem? Are you facing any difficulty in listening someone’s conversation clearly? Don’t be stressed as our compilation of the funniest ear puns will do the job of hearing aids for you. You will listen more and laugh more after growing through all the ear puns we have jotted down for you.
Funny Ear Puns
I want to focus only on my car-ear and nothing else.
Can you ear (hear) me?
Why ear (fear) when I am here?
You are d-ear-er to me more than anything else.
Let’s ch-ear for our home team!
No matter what, I’ll always be th-ear (there) for you.
My first and last love is ear(beer).
You should learn to become a warrior, not wor-ear(worrier).
Let’s shift the g-ear to the maximum and win the race.
There is nothing hol-ear (holier) than the blessings of Jesus.
Don’t ear (tear) this document, it is still valuable.
I don’t know where he disapp-ear-ed out of the blue.
The sh-ear(sheer) weight of and elephant can crush anything.
I don’t want to stop ear (here). I want to go farther.
Which instrument ears love to play the most? Ear drums.
You have to come ear(near) to grab my hands.
I don’t want you to interf-ear in my personal matters.
It’s because of ear (peer) pressure, most youngsters give up on their dreams.
I am the pion-ear of this ground breaking technology.
I can’t afford to miss the prem-ear (premier) show of my favorite upcoming movie.
Look at that ear(deer)! Isn’t he beautiful?
If I am not wrong, sph-ear (sphere) has the minimum surface volume out of all geometrical shapes.
This concept is still uncl-ear to me.
Would you like to be the volunt-ear of this inspiring event?
Can you tell me which ear (year) it is?
I find his behaviour quite qu-ear(queer) last night.
You hit the lottery simply means you are luck-ear than everyone else.
Amb-ear heard lost the divorce alimony case against Johnny Depp.
I will continue to love you till ear-ternity.
When you talk, I am all ears for you.
I am super afraid of ears (bears).
I wish you a joyful and hopeful happy new ear!
Not all the bact-ear-ias are harmful!
My uncle is on the post of Brigad-ear in the army.
I can’t lift heavy boxes. You better bring a car-ear (carrier).
Why elephants love their ears? Because they can use them as a fan to maintain the cool.
It’s because of ear (peer) pressure, most people are afraid of choosing the maverick side.
If we lose the final front-ear, we will lose the whole battle.
What ears said to the mouth which led to the fight between them? Don’t whisper too hard.
Why fishes are so jealous of birds? Because they can’t hear what they are talking about.
For massive growth, we need to move from ear (tier) 2 to ear(tier) 1 city.
I would like to buy the gold ear-rings for my wife on her birthday.
I don’t think a man like you with so many skills is ear-replacable.
How can you be so ear-responsible for your health?
I find her voice quite ear-ritating (irritating)?
I don’t think anyone can hear as clear as her when it comes to hearing far away voices.
I started to hear more clearly when the cop slapped me hard.
Why ears are behind nose, mouth, and eyes? Because they don’t like to deal with bullshit right from the beginning.
No one is fun-ear(funnier) than my girlfriend!
Don’t worry at all, I am always ear for you.
What one ear said to another ear on the first day of new year? Happy new ear!
Why ears were crying when the wake up in the morning? Someone stole their hearing aids.
I lost my earphones and I kept searching for them ear and there until my sister told me that she took them away.
I ear you were laughing on my failures.
Are we cl-ear on this matter or not?
She is such a slay-ear (slayer) when it comes to roasting someone.
Let’s remember him in our pray-ears.
Hey sis, did you put my hear dry-ear in your closet?
I used to watch power rang-ears a lot when I was a little runt.
The ozone lay-ear is depleting at an expeditious rate.
The atmosph-ear of this place is so cool and amazing!