Eye Puns: They say eyes can reveal anything and that’s true. If you want to know about a person and what he is going through, just look into his eyes. You will get all your answers. Eyes are the most delicate and the most beautiful part of the body. Eyes can spellbind anyone or they can convey anything without uttering a single world. Eyes can do one more thing which is unexpected from them; they can rib-tickle your funny bone. Don’t believe us? Checkout the below-stated compilation of funny eye puns that will surely roll your eyeballs and are not too cornea as well.
Funny Eye Puns
Nothing can beat the quality of an eye-phone.
Unquestionably, kyl-eye Jenner is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Don’t worry, eye will sue him in the court and take your revenge.
Don’t you dare eye (lie) to me. I Know the whole truth.
Agree or not, life is too eye-ronic sometimes.
I have heard that eye-rish (Irish) people are quite open-hearted in nature.
John Cena: You can’t seen me.
Eyes: Oh, really!
He is competent enough to re-eye-terate (reiterate) the success story.
It is not good for woman to consume eye-pill.
Sometimes, good b-eyes hurt a lot.
Eye Eye captain!
Don’t eye (cry) like a small baby. It’s just a game.
My favorite dish is apple eye(pie).
No bird can eye(fly) higher than an eagle in the world.
I can eat eyes (fries) all day long.
Can you please drop this eye-tem (item) for me?
What’s the tagline of Mcdonald’s? “Eye’m loving it!”
I find retinas (latina) girls quite raunchy and appealing.
You need a great number of pupils to make you rally a mega success.
Why there is a nose between the right eye and the left eye? So they don’t mix their stuff/
He can be a great all-eye(ally) in the war.
You don’t have eye-ota of regret on what you did.
What do you call a fish with weak eyesight? Fishually impaired.
You are eligible to appl-eye for the internship.
For anyone with supreme talent, the eye(sky) is the limit.
Why don’t you repl-eye to my text messages?
Iris (Irish) whiskeys are one of the finest in the world.
You can’t den-eye the fact that you are the real culprit.
Didier Drogba is one of the most fabled personalities in eye-voary coast.
The only way to multipl-eye your success is to keep repeating your process.
I think you shouldn’t rel-eye too much on Internet for information.
If you don’t compl-eye with the orders, you will be outcast.
I have only eyes (nice) things to say about you.
No massage can relax you more than eye (thai) massage.
Which balls an optometrist likes to play with the most? Eye balls.
Don’t eye(shy) too much, you are like a family!
Life is not some cornea-vel where there is only light.
There is nothing more deadly than an Iris(virus).
With debilitating habits , he will be on the wink (brink) of destruction.
She is too cornea (corny) to be in the elite team.
Let’s unt-eye him and make him talk.
If you want swashbuckling things in life, hop on to Dub-eye (Dubai).
You can’t listen songs on an apple phone unless you have eye-tunes.
Once eye-pod used to be my favorite device to listen all the songs.
Have you watched the movie the last Samura-eye?
You are such a cutie eye (pie)!
What do you call eyes with no lens? Contact-lens.
My spects (sex) appeal is way too high!
You better avoid the route prone to lenscape(landscape) while trekking.
Your height(sight) is way below than normal.
I have contacts with powerful people to watch on everyone.
What eyes hate the most? When they feel naked without lashes.
Eye-fa (IIFA) words are the biggest celebrity award show in India.
Why eyes hate camera so much? Because they can’t zoom.
Mumb-eye is the busiest city in India.
Which balls you can’t use to play a game? Eye balls.
We must express our deepest condo-lens on his father’s demise.
You need to work on your thig-eye muscles to have a great lower body strength.
The eye (sigh) of this city from this height is magnificent.
I am the most eyes(wise) person in this room.
I don’t need fame, I need new frame so I can see clearly.
Let’s gaze(chase) the thief or else you will never get your wallet.
I have never an animal as stare (rare) as him.
Have you tried the game lash (clash) of titans?
Look at her eye brow(bow). Isn’t it weird?
Anything can be disappeared in a wink (blink) of an eye.
The earlier you eyes(rise), the more time you have to accomplish more.