Ice Puns: All beverages wouldn’t be worth drinking without marinating some ice cubes in them. Ice is no less than nectar for people who lives in hot regions and who love their drinks extremely chilled. If you want everything sugar, spice, and ice in your life, we have jotted down some hilarious ice puns and one liners that are chilled as hell and a surprise treat for ice lovers. Go through all the funny ice puns thoroughly and share the best ones with ice cube lovers.
Funny Ice Puns
I find this maths problem quite icy (dicey).
Have an ice day!
You will be supr-ice (surprise) to know that I am getting engaged.
Would you mind giving me an ice (slice) of your pizza.
What did an ice cube says to microwave? You melt me like nothing else!
Why whiskeys are jealous of ice? Because they are incomplete without ice cubs.
I am suffering from cold, I think I should ice-olate myself.
I desp-ice (despise) you so much because of your bad attitude.
You should focus more on ice-ometric exercises to build muscles.
I would love to visit an ice-land at least once in my life.
Ice-aac Newton was the pioneer and father of the Physics.
The jokes I have told you till yet are nothing but the tip of the iceberg.
What an ice cube fears the most? Anything above zero degree.
What happens when ice becomes angry? It turns into water.
What did gas says to ice? You are super cool!
It was so ice (nice) to meet humble personality like you.
What happens when ice and creams join hands? They become favorite of everyone.
Where does the president of ice-land lives? Ice House.
You can never beat me in a b-ice-ycle race.
It is difficult to remember ice-otops of all chemical elements.
It is my childhood dream to become an ice-tronaut one day.
Don’t you think you are acting too ice (nice) in front of me?
Ice-totle (Aristotle) was one of the finest philosophers of his time.
Ice-abella is such a beautiful and charming young girl.
Why ice cube wasn’t hired for the job? Because the hiring was freeze by the company.
This mall is so uber cool and ice-tonishing!
What do you call an animal hit by frost bite? Torto-ice.
All I want from life is sugar, spice, and everything ice.
Why a little girl was not happy even after getting her favorite soft drink? Drink was missing ice cubes.
As they say, late just-ice is also an injustice.
Aurora Boreal-ice natural light display is so magnificent.
What’s the penguins and turtles favorite dessert after the dinner? Ice Pudding.
Let’s roll the ice (dice) and continue the game.
Who is the big brother of ice cube? A glacier.
Everything in this world comes with an ice (price) tag.
This dish is so sp-icy, I can’t eat it.
Let’s exerc-ice and drink some fresh juice later.
How difficult it is for me to improv-ice this character?
I don’t have many ice things left to say to you.
Let’s play ice (eyes) spies game and relive childhood.
My laser ice (eyes) can see through everything.
I am so terrified of m-ices in my house.
I will give the memorable performance and freeze (seize) the day.
Say freeze (cheese) if you want a great photograph.
I bought a ring for your birthday but it slipped through my hand.
Why Eskimos were sad ? Their drinks become ice cubes.
Which fast food Eskimos kids love to eat? Ice-burgers.
I will only give you adv-ice if you follow it keenly.
What do you call kids who love to splash water all the time? Chill-dren.
I have been to that place maybe tw-ice.
Ice Witherspoon is one of the most talented actress I know.
I will disappear this bag before your very ice (eyes).
What is the ice (price) of this gorgeous handbag?
I was frost (lost) in the jungle.
Why ice grows so fast compare to other elements. It has cube root.
I won’t compromi-ice this time. I will take my complete share.
What Eskimos say to each other when they are done with work? Let’s cool it a day!
What is that one thing that people in cold region get all the time? Chill.
Sudden ice (highs) and lows are part and parcel of life.
All right, let’s begin our sw-ice-zerland trip!
I was shattered after hearing the news of the dem-ice of your grandfather!
I won’t sacrif-ice my valuable time for anyone!
The early sunr-ice view is so soothing and mesmerizing!
What happens when ice cube dies? They re-incarnate as water.
In a fight between fire and ice, water emerges as a victor all the time.
Ice puns are the most chilling ones.
I love potato fr-ice (fries) more than anything else.
All students should rev-ice (revise) chapters I have taught you.
My girlfriend has such sexy thigh-ice (thighs).
My relationship with her is blessing in disgu-ice (disguise).