Milk Puns: After a long long break, we have finally arrived and this time with heaps of funny bombs in our kitty. Everyone loves to gulp milk or at least have drunk it once in their life. Like puns on other eatable items, milk puns can also rib tickle your funny bone and give you a few reasons to be frisk all day long. Below, we have jotted down some of the funniest milk puns and dairy puns that will make your day legen-dairy!
Funny Milk Puns
He is such a legen-dairy man in his field!
My hairs are so milky (silky)
Why Superman can’t drink milk? He is lactose intolerant.
I’m udder-ly in love with milk.
Milk is my dairy favorite.
I lactose my mind trying to think of more milk puns.
I’m a-moo-sed by these milk puns.
The turn you took at that curve was as smooth as milk (silk).
How dairy (dare) he to abuse my friend!
Lac-tose (let’s toss) to decide who is going to bat first.
Rainer Maria Milk (Rilke) was the most illustrious Austrian poet and novelist.
Don’t cry over spilt milk, unless it’s almond milk, then it’s just nuts.
You butter believe I take my milk puns seriously.
Milk is udder-ly delicious.
I’m never bored when I have milk, there’s always something to dairy about.
I can’t believe he created such udder chaos.
I am afraid I lac-tose (lack) skills to complete this mega project.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Don’t spill the milk here, I have just cleaned.
I’m so milk-drunk right now.
I’m a milk-aholic, but I’m not going to dairy-tell anyone.
I’m milking this pun list for all it’s worth.
Milk, it does a body good, unless you’re lactose intolerant.
Where do Russians get their milk demand meet? Certainly from Mos-cow.
What type of sound runs in background when a cow is sad? Milk-ancholy (melancholy).
I am not going to be your partner in crime unless you milk (made) up your mind.
Considering your current condition, you definitely need a milk-over (makeover).
I’m on a milk run, I hope I don’t cream myself.
I can’t believe it’s not butter, but it’s definitely milk.
These milk puns are udder-ly amazing.
This pot is made up of cera-milk (ceramic) material.
The aerodyna-milk (aerodynamics) plays a vital role in the designing of aeroplane.
It’s difficult for human beings to comprehend cos-milk (cosmic) phenomenon.
I think I felt some stong seis-milk (seismic) activities few moments ago.
Milk, the ultimate thirst quencher.
I always feel milk-staken when I run out of milk.
I’m milking this joke for all it’s worth.
There is definitely some milk-anical (mechanical) issue in this machine.
He is the trouble milk-er (maker) in our group.
You have no idea how happy you milk (make) me!
You need a milk-oscope (microscope) to see bacteria and viruses.
Don’t worry, be dairy.
I think milk is moo-sic to my ears.
Milk is nature’s way of saying, “let’s get creamy.”
It’s man-dairy-tery (mandatory) to pass the examination to get selected.
I am so addicted to milk that I only see tooth-dairy in my dreams.
Thank you so much for cons-dairy-ing (considering) my request.
You can earn good amount by learning man-dairy-in (Mandarin) language
Milk, the white gold.
I’m not sure if I’m making a milkshake or a miracle, but either way, it’s gonna be great.
I’m milking the clock until it’s time for my next glass of milk.
I haven’t seen a person as dairy-ing as he is.
My mother loves to wear embroi-dairy sarees.
What does a cow really needs to make a flavorsome milk shake? Perhaps a pogo stick!
What a cow-incidence !
Milk is so versatile, you can drink it or use it to make cheese, butter, and ice cream.
I love milk so much, I could dairy myself away.
When it comes to milk puns, the cream always rises to the top.
I don’t think anyone can make him udder-stand (understand)!
Some people have a wonderful habit of maintaining a dairy (diary).
I don’t think we can win the game because we lactose (lack those) winning mentality.
How to spoil a party full of calfs? By boiling all milk.
Milk, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I can’t think of a better whey to start my day than with a glass of milk.
I’m a firm believer that there’s no such thing as too much milk.
All the breast (best) for upcoming endeavors and don’t forget to drink your milk shake!
You better stop using dairy-gatory (derogatory) words and apologize for your behavior.
We better visit pasture (pastor) and get our son baptized!
What does cows do when they hear a melodious voice on TV? MOOS