Rice Puns: Rice is the basis of almost all the scrumptious dishes cooked at all corners of the world. From Sushi to Biryani to Plov, rice is cooked in umpteen ways and eaten with utmost delight by everyone. When rice is combined with puns, the result comes out to be intriguing and hysterical. After testing our creativity to the limits, we have come up with finger-licking rice puns that will keep everyone in a hilarious mood.
Funny Rice Puns
I like you because you are so rice (nice) to me!
All I need is one rice (slice) of mango to satiate my cravings.
I will give you the best surp-rice on your birthday!
Be rice to everyone!
This rice (device) is quite beneficial for all of us.
What do you call rice born and brought up in India? Brown rice.
One day she will definitely become the rice (vice) president of this country.
If you want to be rice (wise) like your grandfather, learn from every experience.
If there is one animal I am scared of, it’s rice (mice).
You need to impro-rice (improvise) more and more to get into the skin of character.
Where ‘s my rice (dice) to play Ludo?
Unquestionably, she is the rice-ing star of the Hollywood.
Rice Witherspoon is the most beautiful actress I have ever seen!
I think you can rice (entice) me with your unique talent!
Let’s rice and shine in life!
One must rice (rise) in love and never fall.
I wish you have a rice day!
You look so stunning and rice in this groovy dress.
Rice (rinse) it with fresh water to make it look clean.
Sugar, spice, and everything rice (nice).
My con-rice (concise) says, “always listen to your inner voice.”
I find sushi so tasty I took it rice (twice).
What do you call a terrible dish made up of rice? Sushi
I am not going to be Mr. Rice guy anymore.
To get rid of rice-ism, give equal rights to all.
I know I will see you a-grain someday!
You have to pay some rice(price) to achieve success.
I think these books are rice (suffice) enough to study for the examinations.
I want to listen the re-rice (reprise) version of my favorite song.
If a fruit was made up of rice in Vietnam, it would be called Arroz Caldo.
I am feeling thirsty, can somebody give me rice (ice) water.
How dare you dis-rice-pect my father in front of everyone?
You can seriously incite a war if you call veg. Pulao a biryani in India.
This ride is so much fun. Let’s ride it rice (twice).
The pot you can see on the table is quite rice-less.
All the candidates for the sports meet are invited region-rice (wise).
Eagle rice (flies) so expeditiously.
Which desert rice would like to have after dinner? Rice cream!
If you want to succeed faster in life, sacri-rice (sacrifice) all the non-essential things that distract you.
What do you call a planet made up of rice only? Puto.
If macaronis were made up of rice, they would be called Rice-A-Roni.
Why Sushi is jealous of rice in India? They are fried well to make and look them delicious and beautiful.
What do you call a dumb rice? Gumbo.
I lost my lemper when he started using derogatory words.
Mau-rice is such a graceful and humble woman!
I tried at least rice(thrice) but I failed all the time.
I need a good and fluffy Plov to sleep well.
What do you call the combination of male and female rice? Ying Yang Fried rice.
You will be shocked to see my sup-rice for you.
My rice (niece) is super talented and quite responsible.
You should re-rice(rewrite) all the sentences to rectify the mistakes.
Don’t try to rice (incite) the feud between brothers and sisters.
Out of all the sports, rice hockey intrigues me the most.
This packet comp-rice a lot of food items.
The most expensive card in the world is rolls-rice.
It is so rice to meet you today!
I swear to begin exer-rice from today.
Watching sun-rice is such a soothing feeling.