Star Puns: We all grow up listening to the stories of angels residing on stars told by grandparents. As a kid, we used to wait for the nighttime to see the twinkling stars, the glittering moon, and fall asleep while counting all of them. It’s because of the stars, the night sky looks so endearing, gleaming, and heavenly. But can you laugh upon stars? Yes, you can if you have the best star puns at your disposal. For all the star and puns lovers, we have jotted down the blingy list of funny star puns that will make space for laughter in your monotonous life.
Funny Star Puns
What’s that one thing matters most to the celebrity star? Stardom.
The star (scar) on his face looks so horrible.
If you want to bol-star (bolster) physical strength, you have to lift weights daily.
Where does all the stars of a constellation go to drink coffee? Starbucks
You star-tled me with this amazing surprise gift.
She is so star (far) away from me.
Why the Sun is so jealous of other stars? He can’t twinkle.
What happens when stars of different groups being to fight? Star wars!
Ain’t Scarlet Johnson looks star-ning (stunning) all the time?
You want party? Meet me at the star (bar).
What do you call a star with a law degree? Barri-star (barrister).
Let’s go on a trip. I have brought a new star (car).
Which currency stars use to buy something? Star Bucks.
To maintain fitness, I prefer stars (stairs) over escalators.
By leaps and bounds, your star (are) the best person I have ever met.
Why stars have superiority complex? They are heavenly bodies.
If your co-star is better, you can do any scene seamless and in less time.
Which app has the most star rating? Milky way because it encloses all the stars.
What does stars take to build muscles quickly? Asteroids (steroids).
He is biggest prank-star in the world.
What do you call a fish with immense attitude? Starfish.
What do you call a turtle with so much glitter? Star-tle.
What do you call the coolest star? Red Dwarf tar.
What do you call a sagacious star? White dwarf star.
What do you call a star who doesn’t take anyone side? Neutron star.
The more stars an office has on his shoulders, the more designated and respected he is.
Why don’t understand why movie stars wear sunglasses all the time?
What does stars, bats, and owls have in common? They all come out at night.
What happens when baby stars wake up in between? They twinkle a lot.
The best form of silver is star-ling (sterling) silver.
Hey, bring you star-eo (stereo) system out and play some rock music.
I am star-ving. Can I get something to eat?
If a social media app were made only for stars, it would be called in-star-gram (instagram).
Let’s kick-star (kickstart) our dream project as soon as possible.
If you want to join me, you need to accept some star-ipulations (stipulations).
I didn’t know that sugar is also made up of star (starch).
Every ma-star (master) was once a beginner.
Where does all the stars collect milk? Milky Way.
I must say, I have the best si-star (sister) in the world.
Hey, you mi-star (mister)! Don’t throw garbage on the road.
How long you are going to carry that pla-star (plaster) on your hand?
There is no device invented to save you from natural disa-star (disaster).
The sun is the brightest star closest to us.
Tony star (Stark) and Ironman both are same person.
You should mus-star (muster) all your courage and give another shot to your dreams.
Have you read about the operation Blue star conducted in India?
I have made fruit cus-star-d (custard). Do you want to eat?
Can you go up-stars (upstairs) and bring my cellphone?
May be you should re-star-rt (restart) your computer if it is hanged.
My favorite past time is stargazing.
What do you call a wild star? Star-zan (Tarzan).
Stay away from the clu-star (cluster) of bulls.
Why star was arrested without any warrant? It was shooting.
I don’t want to comet (comment) about this news.
I will soon be star-red in a Hollywood movie.
A star’s future is always bright.
I don’t want to say but he is a ba-star-d (bastard).
All these people are star-warts (stalwarts) of this organization.
Why are stars apart from each other? Because of space in between.
Which type of track stars used to compete in a race? Star Trek.
What type of sound a shooting star creates? Pew Pew.