Funny Sun Puns: Without Sun, there can be no life on the planet earth. And without any human life, how can you make funny puns on the sun? In a nutshell, everything prevailing in this solar system is directly or indirectly related to the Sun. Surely, we all don’t like excruciating heat of the summer season but we would love to outside all day long to feel the warmth of sunlight in winters. To depict the funny side of the sun, we have come up with the most funny sun puns & jokes that are perfect to begin a day with a good laughter.
Funny Sun Puns
What did Sun says to Moon that scared him? I’ll smoke you.
I am so proud of my sun (son’s) achievements!
It’s illegal to keep sun (gun) in this state.
I believe in only one thing; sun (done) and dusted.
Who dared to eat my sun (bun).
The sun (nun) is saw in the church yesterday is quite sagacious.
I can proudly say for everything; been there, sun (done) that.
You must sun (learn) basic survival skills to be ready to face any situation.
As far as I know, sun (none) of you qualified for the nationals.
I suggest you to sun(run) as fast as you can when in danger.
All in sun (one), sun(one) in all. That’s the essence of life.
I can say with proud that you are my solar-mate (soulmate).
This is the best sun (pun) I have ever read.
It’s weekend! Let’s get out of the house and have some sun (fun).
Yesterday, I was awake whole night to find out where my sun (son) is coming from.
Let’s sun (begun) the next phase of our operation.
There are sun (ton) of research papers available on Internet.
I can hit the target and sun (won) competition even with closed eyes.
The best way to immune yourself from any danger is to sun (shun) it.
Which is the most favorite day of the Sun in a week? Sun-day.
Who is the most qualified in the entire solar system? The sun because it has the most degrees.
Why the Sun was rejected for the job of professor in the university? He was overqualified for the job because of so many degrees.
He has the immense talent to sun (stun) anyone.
No one can beat me sun on sun in the game of table tennis.
What’s matter most in the corporate world is how you can sun (hon) your skills quickly.
You can do everything but sun (outrun) me.
What do you call a place own by the sun to perform BDSM activities? Sun-geon (dungeon).
Summer is the sea-sun of scorching heat.
When it comes to 100m race, Usain Bolt is sun-stoppable.
I didn’t know she is so sun-ning (cunning).
All it takes is one per-sun to begin a revolution.
Alfred Lord Tenny-sun was one of the finest poets of his time.
You can’t succeed in life if you don’t have strong rea-sun to work on your goals.
I get shit scared when a doctors put inject-sun on me.
You must avoid any compari-sun with anyone If you want to be happy.
Per-sun-ally, I recommend you to go for it one last time.
The flowers fluttering in the air looks so sun-ptuous (sumptuous).
Unless you don’t re-sun-ate (resonate) with my plan, don’t accept it.
The offer he gave to me was quite re-sun-able (resaoable).
The dance uni-sun of my daughters at stage was gobsmacking.
Why mother loves sun the most out of all her children? He is the brightest.
Why father hates sun the most out of all his children? He is the angriest one.
The sun is quite proud in nature. That’s why everyone revolves around him.
The favorite chocolate of the sun is Milky Way.
Why the Sun is the center of attraction in every party? He is too blingy and groovy.
The favorite ride of the Sun in any amusement park is solar-coasters.
The sun can’t see clearly because he is suffering from bi-solar disease.
The only thing the Sun is good at is giving tanning to others.
Have you seen the newly opened sun-tuary (sanctuary)?
This book is the perfect per-sun-ification of how trusty and loyalty matters the most.