Time Puns: Time is the greatest commodity. There is no doubt about this statement. But, can time be a source of unlimited fun and laughter? Yes, if you take the little pain to go through our outrageously hilarious compilation of funny time puns that are perfect to kill time in the best possible way. Don’t forget to share these time puns with those who are looking ways to kill time.
Funny Time Puns
Can you lend me a time (dime)?
I drink only time (lime) water during summer.
Only a creative can create perfect time (rhymes).
What did one clock says to another while counting change on the counter? Wait a second!
What’s the biggest fantasy of all the clocks in the world? Time Travel.
What type of clock lazy people find the most repellent? Alarm clock.
Pretty soon I will be in my time (prime) condition.
I just love to hang melodious and colorful wind time (chyme) in my home.
Which clock seems dangerous by name but actually the most accurate? Atomic clock.
Can you tell me a great time travel joke? You failed in yesterday’s examination.
The meeting become in-tense when all the tenses (past, present, and future) gather to settle a dispute.
Isn’t the leaning tower of Pisa quite sub-time (sublime) in appearance?
Without a shadow of a doubt, the hour’s needle on 6 and minutes needle on 9 is the best time.
What’s the favorite game of any clock? Tik Tik Toe (Tic Tac Toe).
A stop watch was confused whether to go in clockwise or anti-clock wise direction.
No one can clocks better timing than Usain Bolt in 100m race.
Don’t you think Tik-Tok app is annoying?
Who is the most punctual relative? Time because time is relative.
What do you call a street smart clock? Clockwise.
An angry boss is a ticking bomb.
What type of travelers are the most mysterious ones? Time-Travelers.
Some-times I wonder, what’s the meaning of life?
Where does rebellious clocks go? Always in anti-clockwise direction.
Why clocks can’t function on their own? They always need helping hands.
What do you call the heart of a clock? A battery!
Which paper most clocks prefer to read in the morning? The Times of India.
Late (Kate) Winslet is such a gorgeous actress.
Who needs a lock (clock) that can be opened by many keys.
What’s the best time to shake hands for a clock? 6:30.
What do you call a clock with ferocious wrestling skills? Clock (Brock) Lesnar.
Why an alarm clock is jealous of a wall clock? Because it’s always above than alarm clock.