Tomato Puns: Agree or not, tomato is one of the most underrated fruits that is often put in salad by frivolous people. When you eat a thick and juicy tomato, its ticking flavor spreads a different kind of sensation in your body and evoke dormant cravings. If you are a staunch tomato lover, you would love to go through our juicy compilation of funny tomato puns that will give you uncountable doses of laughter till they are squeezed completely!
Funny Tomato Puns
I’ll see you tomato.
From head tomato, I love you like crazy!
Today may be worse but tomato will surely be better.
What does a potato said to tomato which turned her red? Probably a dirty joke!
Those who put tomato in the salad are the worst kind of people in the world.
I got so late for the school I tried to ketchup the bus by running.
Last night, some thieves tried to stole my money but police ketchup all of them!
I am here today but I will be gone tomato!
What comes out when two tomatoes make out with each other? Ketchup!
What do you call a frog who loves to eat tomato? To-ma-toad!
What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato? Let’s ketchup your dad!
What would be the name of Tom Hanks if he loved eating tomatoes? Tomato Hanks
What do you call a dinosaur made up of tomatoes? Tomato-saur.
When tomato dies, ketchup is born.
Yesterday, I hit the gym so hard I am sore from head tomato today.
Eating pizza with ketchup should be declared as the biggest felony in every country.
If you can’t ketchup them, you can’t beat them.
The biggest musical festival for tomatoes would be called tomato-land.
What did tomato and broccoli have in common? Bro code!
I believe tomato will be brighter and better.
Why ketchup and jam can’t be best friends? Because one always tries to jam other.
You dropped your books to-ma-toes and now they are paining like hell.
If tomato is a fruit, ketchup is surely a wine for tomato lovers.
What did others fruits say to tomato? You belong to us but you are not allowed to be with us.
I will surely bring you to-ma-to one day.
I didn’t do anything, it started working au-tomato-cally.
The doctor of tomatoes must be called op-tomato-logist.
I am facing difficulty in getting accustomato to this weather.
Tom-ato brady has performed really well in this year NFL.
What do you call a tomato travelled the whole world? Globe-tomato-er
Why ‘rotten tomatoes’ is so popular? They review every movie unbiased.
Sorry dad, I come to the bot-tomato of the class in this year examination.
I visited tomato & Trinidad last year situated in West Indies.
What do you call a planet made up only of tomatoes? Plu-tomato.
What do you call a tomato full of utmost positivity? Op-tomato-istic
Why a tomato is confused all the time? He cannot decide whether he is a fruit or veggie!
If a tomato launches a cell phone, what would it be named? Mo-tomato-rola!
I want my girlfriend like I want my tomato, thick and juicy!
Why tomato soup is always served in the starters? To pay tribute to the fallen tomatoes.
I have a very tomato-ic memories of the past.
What do you call a transformed tomato? Ketchup!
I don’t know what’s to-ma-toer with him.
What do you call a naughty tomato? Toma-torious.
Why tomatoes hate to participate in Tomatina festival every year? Because everyone touch them without any consent.
In a race between tomato and potato, the tomato always tried hard to ketchup with potato.
Why some tomatoes were feeling so lucky? Because they weren’t used for making the soup.
What do you call a pokemon made up only of tomatoes? Tomato-rus.(Taurus)
Why a tomato face went immediately red? He saw a potato getting naked.
What does a tomato hates the most about ketchup? Probably the chilli part.
Which line a male tomato should use to impress the female tomato? I’ll always ketchup with you.
Phantomato is my favortie comic character.