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71 Train Puns That Will Keep You on Laughing Track

November 16, 2022 by Ayush Pareek

71 Train Puns That Will Keep You on Laughing Track

Train Puns: Without a shadow of a doubt, Train is one of the most significant inventions of all time. This single machine has the power to keep the whole country interconnected and moving from within. From locomotive trains to electricity train, maglev trains, and bullet trains, humanity has witnessed the evolution of the trains and embraced it well. Like trains amuse us, funny train puns can also make you laugh hard for a long time. Have a look at the most hilarious collection of train puns and savor the journey full of humor and chew chew sound.

Funny Train Puns

This task requires a lot of train (brain) storming.

You need to break the train (chain) in order to stop the virus from spreading.

You will train (gain) nothing by cheating your partner.

 Train (Drain) all the water to protect your home from drowning.

No train (pain), no train (gain).

It’s pouring train (rain) here.

Every bit of train (grain) matters a lot.

Can’t you stay in one train (lane)?

The train (strain) in my backbone has become unbearable.

I am not train-sexual (transexual).

We need a train (crane) to lift this heavy vehicle.

Your idea seems quote engine-ious (ingenious) to me!

All my efforts and dedication goes in train (vain).

What did mama train says to the baby train? You are not on the right track.

What happens when a locomotive train sees a super fast bullet train? It whistles hard!

You need to conduct a powerful train (campaign) to win the elections this year.

If you want an Olympic medal, you need to train very hard.

How’s your physical train-ing going on?

Nothing is more focused than a train because it always has only one track in mind.

My life was always on track until I met a beautiful girl.

How Trains eat food? Chew Chew!

What type of food locomotive trains prefer to eat? Coal.

Trust me, I find you very at-track-tive (attractive)!

Which type of trains you can’t trust a bit? Loco-motives.

With a great ship at your disposal, you can rail (sail) anywhere in the sea.

How did you rail (fai) even after studying so hard?

Did you receive my  rail (mail) or not?

You better cut down your rails (nails) as they are looking disgusting.

Which way trains usually prefer to reach the desired destinations? Sub way.

I have a rail (tale) to tell to everyone.

You must learn to keep track of every minute detail if you want to become a train driver.

What happens when train drivers feel nervous? They bite their rails (nails).

One must have a tunnel vision in life to become extremely successful.

He is the kind of person who can take one for the steam (team).

What type of trains scare passengers the most? Chew Chew Trains.

The sooner the arrival, the earlier the departure.

Never leave a train (trail) when you are at risk.

That’s such a huge train (stain) mark on your shirt.

It’s my steam (dream) to write a maglev train one day.

A train is always born to express and reach the destination fast.

Can you coal (call) me back as I am out of balance.

My coal (soul) is as pure as my heart and intentions.

I want the coal (whole) world to acknowledge my talent.

I think I have a tram (cramp) in my left leg.

If you know how to enter-train public, you will never sleep hungry.

The train (terrain) behind this mountain is quite topsy-turvy.

I am afraid to freight with anyone on the street.

If there is one thing that freights me the most, it’s totally packed passenger trains.

What’s the favorite past time of all trains? Rolling over!

You can’t express (press) anything forcefully on me.

Can you convoy (convey) this critical information to the respective person?

Which coach is hired for trains for the next olympics? Sleeper coach.

I think I have a chug (bug) in my computer system.

Let’s play chug (tug) of war!

I will choo choo choose you every single time.

Which type of train sounds quite nasty by its name? Bullet Train!

Who is the best friend of a train? Engine-ear (engineer).

How a train like its food to be served? Hot & Steamy.

The sound of a telephone at a train’s house is train train not tring tring.

The real power always lies in engine-uity.

It’s better to stay away from people with freight-ning attitude.

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