Wine Puns: If you are going through a bad phase, drink wine. If you are celebrating success, drink wine. Had a break? Drink wine. Literally, wine is the solution of every problem according to wine lovers. But there is one thing we all must admit, wine can really set up mood to celebrate any occasion with utmost frisk and zing. Not only wine but also wine related puns can amp up your mood if you go through them all. We have rounded up the finest wine puns that you would love to savor again and again.
Funny Wine Puns
How to say shut up to a wine? Sip (zip) it!
I feel like I am on cloud wine (nine).
This effigy is still in a wine (pristine) condition.
I feel wine (divine) vibes in this temple.
Today, I feel so grape (great) and full of energy!
Where does all the wines hold their meetings? Vineyard!
Let’s wine (dine) together and thank god for being with us!
What’s the time happening? It’s wine (nine) o clock.
Why wine can’t see anything? It lost glasses.
Can you (wine) define the meaning of this world?
Why does she wine (whine) all the time inspite of having everything.
How dare you grape (grope) me in front of everyone!
You are all wine (mine)!
Don’t you dare to cross the wine (line) if you want to live.
You should pay attention to all the road wines (signs).
Don’t worry, I am completely wine (fine).
He is the man with the wine (spine) of titanium.
Let’s visit the wine (shrine) of the greatest of all.
Have you ever seen a wine (pine) plant?
Grape (great) minds always think way ahead of time.
What do you call an Italian wine with a sexy name? Chateau Margaux.
Why white wine is boycotted by everyone? Because of being racist.
One day you will definitely rise and wine (shine).
If you don’t change your habits, I’ll wine (confine) you.
I will wine (decline) anything that questions my character.
Would you please stand wine (in line)?
Wine (Levi) Strauss creates the best rugged jeans.
I am going to impose a heavy wine (fine) on you.
You are the only wine (one) I want in my life.
I immediately wine (resign) from this position.
Stay away from people who wine-tonly (wantonly) do everything.
Sip (shit) happens with everyone.
Everyone shouted sip sip hooray at the end of the trip!
If you get the chance, shoot him from Pinot Blanc (Point Blank).
I wish to visit Muscat one day.
You will definitely see me Riesling (rising) one day.
Wine day or day wine.
The incident that happened yesterday was quite Barbera-ic (barbaric).
You can also use Grenache (Granite) to have a fine floor.
We are definitely partners in wine (crime).
Computer understands the wine-ary (binary) language.
Be aware of wines (mines) when going through jungle.
What’s vampires most favorite drink? Red Wine.
Dopa-wine (dopamine) is the chemical responsible for inducing happy vibes.
Let’s com-wine (combine) these two formulas and derive the result.
If you have merlot, you can impress all the Italian woman in the world.
You must consult some wine-ocologist (gynaecologist) if you have female related problems.
I believe today is going to be wine-derful (wonderful) day for all of us.
Pour some love on your fellow beings.
Just knock the pour (door), somebody will definitely answer.
Lemons are always pour (sour) in taste.
I say, wine (why) not?
I may wine (whine) but I never complain.
I have become old. I need some glasses (of wine).
Sun-wine (sunshine) is one of the best six natural doctors.
I have never seen a person as wine-less (spineless) as you are.
What do you call a drunk wolverine? Wolver-wine
When a wine love achieves something, it’s called wine-stone not milestone.
One of the most important types of teeth are can-wine (canine).
The best way to save water is to drink more wine.
Give me a wine (dime) and I’ll show you how to build anything.
Sip (dip) it into the cold water and the stain will be gone.
Only wine ages fine. You’ll turn to vinegar.
The more flou-wine (florine) water contains, the nastier it is for health.
Let’s wine (wind) up everything from here.
Which place is the holiest for wine lovers? Napa Valley.
I serious need some Napa after drinking so much wine!
The most powerful people usually keep merlot profile.
You are in a great grape (shape).
Spilling old wines should be declared as a heinous crime.