Wednesday, the midpoint of the standard workweek, is infamously known as “hump day.” Getting through hump day evokes a sense of hurdling over an obstacle on the path to the leisure of the nearing weekend. The dreadful grind of Monday and Tuesday before it, coupled with anticipatory elation of Friday and Saturday after it, makes Wednesday a peculiar day indeed.
A delightful remedy to this Wednesday ennui is the artform of the Wednesday pun. Rife with wordplay centered around camels and their humps, sounding similar words like “wends” and “wins,” and exclamatory rhymes, Wednesday puns serve as a whimsical distraction for laborers drained by the midweek slog. Leaning into the oddity of Wednesday with silly lingual gymnastics helps the working masses over the hump.
Hilarious Wednesday Puns
I’m feeling a little off today, but on the bright side, it’s Wends-day I’ll start feeling better!
Wake me up when we get to Wends-day! I’m too tired for this Monday.
Wends-day is like a mini Friday – it’s halfway to the weekend!
Happy Wends-YAY – we’re halfway through the week!
Wends-day is like a rainbow after the Monday storm.
Thank goodness it’s Wends-day – that means the work week is halfway done!
Wends-day hump day! Get over the hump and slide into the weekend!
Wends-day eve – the night before that wonderful midweek day.
Is it Wends-day yet? This week is dragging.
Wends-day is here! Time to turn that frown upside down.
Wake me up when we get to Wends-day. I plan on sleeping through Tuesday.
Wends-day wisdom – getting halfway through the week calls for celebration!
Wends-yay! No Monday blues on this glorious day.
Wends-day marks the summit of Mount Workweek. Enjoy the view!
Wends-day is like a magical unicorn – rare and wonderful.
TGIM – Thank Goodness It’s Midweek! Happy Wends-day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s only Wends-day, there’s still work to do.
Wends-day eve feels a lot like Friday eve. Yay!
Wends-day night and we’re feeling alright!
Is it the weekend yet? No? Darn, it’s only Wends-day.
Wends-day warnings – watch out for the midweek slump.
Get over the Wends-day hump and it’s smooth sailing to Friday!
Wends-day woes – when you still have two more days to go.
Happy Wends-day! We’re going for the weekend gold!
Wends-day wake up – rise and shine, we’re halfway there!
Wends-day wiggle – bust a move, it’s midweek!
Wends-yay or Wends-nay? How’s your Wednesday going?
Humpty hump day! Wends-day is the best day!
Wends-day wildness – midweek antics to boost your mood.
Wends-day win! We did it – we made it to the middle!
Wends-day weekend countdown: 3 days to go!
Is it Wends-day yet? This week needs to speed up!
Wends-day camel has an itchy hump. Someone give it a pat!
Don’t worry and don’t fret, it’s not yet the weekend but it’s not Monday – it’s Wends-day, bet!
Wends-day again?! Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
For those about to party on Wends-day eve, we salute you!
Wends-day wisdom – never eat the cafeteria sushi on hump day.
Conference call on Wends-day? I’d rather chew glass.
It’s Wends-day night – get tipsy but don’t get tight!
Wends-day wahoo! Let’s get this party started right.
Cross the Wends-day finish line – you’re halfway there!
Hakuna Matata! It’s Wends-day, my dudes.
Is it Wends-day yet? This week is taking forever!
TGIM! And by that I mean thank goodness it’s midweek. Happy Wends-day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if it weren’t Wends-day, what would we do?
To Wends-day and beyond! Hump day leads the way.
Wends-day wardrobe – jeans and t-shirt, for optimal hump day comfort.
Wends-day wind down – relax those work week woes away.
Wends-yay Eve – the night before the humpiest day of the week!
It’s Wends-day, Wends-day, gotta get down on Wends-day!
Wends-day motivation: The weekend is in sight!
Happy Wends-day! Only 720 hours ’til the weekend.
Wends-day woes begone! No moping allowed today.
Wends-day night fever – boogie down to cure the midweek blues.
Wends-day – basically a second Saturday smack in the middle of the week!
Only two more wake ups until the weekend. Happy Wends-day!
Is it Wends-day already? This week flew by!
Happy Wends-day from your favorite camel! humps
Roses are red, work is a hassle, just remember it’s Wends-day, and not waffle.
Wends-day motivation: Friday will be here before you know it!
Wends-day weather forecast – a 100% chance of making it to Friday.
TGIM! Thank goodness it’s midweek – Happy Wends-day!
You’re halfway through the week, go you! Happy Wends-day!
It’s Wends-day, my dudes. insert frog meme
Over the hump and on our way! Happy Wends-day!
Celebrate, it’s Wends-day! You made it halfway there!
The weekend countdown begins! Happy Wends-day!
Wends-day is looking good. Now let’s get this bread!
Feeling good like I should on this Wends-day. Yeah!
Wends-day got everyone like eyes emoji party emoji
You made it halfway, Wends-YAY!
It’s Wends-day, I’m feeling fine, gonna drink some wine!
Wends-day: Basically Friday, but without the next day off.
Happy Wends-day! Only two more days ’til the freakin’ weekend!
Wends-day wisdom: Tacos always make things better.
Funny Wednesday Jokes
Why did Wednesday break up with Monday? It needed some space!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite type of humor? Punny business.
Wednesday is like a middle child – not too early, not too late, just complaining about being overlooked!
Why did the calendar apply for a job on Wednesday? It wanted to get a mid-week position!
What did one Wednesday say to another? “I’m over the hump, but the weekend is still a mountain to climb!”
I asked my Wednesday how it was going. It replied, “Just trying to get over the hill – and it’s a hump day struggle!”
Why did the computer go to therapy on Wednesday? It had too many mid-week crashes!
How do you make a Wednesday better? Add a sprinkle of laughter – it’s the seasoning of the week!
Wednesday is like a math problem – you’re halfway through, but you still question if the answer is correct.
Why did the coffee file a police report on Wednesday? It got mugged!
What did the calendar say to Wednesday? “You’re the only day that can make me feel both close and far from the weekend.”
Wednesday walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” Wednesday replies, “It’s just a hump day thing.”
Why don’t Wednesdays ever win at hide and seek? They always get found in the middle!
What do you call a Wednesday with a sense of humor? Wit-nesday!
Why did the broom get excited on Wednesday? It was sweeping through the week!
Wednesday is like a roller coaster – the middle part is both the scariest and most thrilling.
I asked my Wednesday for advice. It said, “Just roll with it – like me, halfway through the week!”
What did one Wednesday say to the other at the comedy club? “This place is a real hump-day hilarity hub!”
How do you organize a fantastic Wednesday party? You make sure it has a mid-week happy hour!
Why did Wednesday start a band? It wanted to play the hump-day drums!
What did the Wednesday tomato say to the salad? “Lettuce romaine calm – it’s only mid-week!”
Why was Wednesday so good at making friends? It always knew how to break the ice!
Wednesday is like a sandwich – right in the middle and everyone’s waiting for it to be over.
What did Wednesday say to the other days of the week? “I’m not the beginning, and I’m not the end – I’m the fun middle part!”
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many issues with Wednesdays!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good twist!
Why did the scarecrow go to therapy on Wednesday? It needed help facing the mid-week cornundrum!
Why did Wednesday take a vacation? It needed a break from being in the middle of everything!
What did one Wednesday say to the other in the library? “This is a quiet place, shhh-ump day!”
Why did Wednesday go to the comedy club alone? It wanted to find its own hump day humor!
What did the calendar say to Wednesday when it complained about being in the middle? “You’re the heart of the week, the pulse of the work grind!”
Why did Wednesday bring a ladder to work? It heard that success is about climbing the corporate hump!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite dance move? The mid-week shuffle!
Wednesday’s motto: “I’m not the start, I’m not the end, but I’m definitely the day that keeps things interesting!”
Why did Wednesday go to therapy? It had too many issues with the rest of the week!
What did the clock say to Wednesday? “You’re right on time – the middle time!”
Why did Wednesday start a blog? It had a lot of mid-week musings!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite type of book? Anything with a good twist in the plot!
Why did Wednesday cross the road? To get to the other hump!
What did the Wednesday cake say to the baker? “Make it a mid-week masterpiece!”
Why did the pencil break up with Wednesday? It couldn’t handle the mid-week erasure!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite game? Hide and Seek – it loves being right in the middle!
Why did Wednesday go to therapy? It had too many issues with the weekend!
What did the Wednesday sandwich say to the other days of the week? “I’m the filling between the bread – the best part!”
Why did the Wednesday calendar page always get compliments? It was right in the middle of looking good!
What did the Wednesday bee say to the hive? “Buzziness as usual – it’s the mid-week honey hunt!”
Why did Wednesday start a band? It wanted to play the mid-week melody!
What did Wednesday say to the weekend? “I see you on the horizon, but first, let’s have some mid-week fun!”
Why did Wednesday become a detective? It loved solving the mid-week mysteries!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite type of joke? Anything with a good punch(line)!
Why did the calendar invite Wednesday to the party? It knew how to get the week in the middle of a good time!
What did Wednesday say to the other days of the week? “I’m not just the middle child; I’m the mischief maker!”
Why did Wednesday become a chef? It loved adding the spice to the mid-week menu!
What did Wednesday say to the other days of the week during a race? “Catch me if you can – I’m the mid-week sprinter!”
Why did Wednesday start a podcast? It had a lot of mid-week banter to share!
What did the Wednesday clock say to the other days? “I’m ticking right in the middle – the heartbeat of the week!”
Why did Wednesday bring a map to work? It wanted to navigate through the mid-week maze!
What did Wednesday say to the rest of the days during a meeting? “I’m not just here for the mid-week report; I’m here for the mid-week mischief!”
Why did Wednesday bring a pillow to work? It needed a mid-week nap!
What did Wednesday say to the weekend? “Hold your horses; we’re in the middle of something good!”
Why did Wednesday start a gardening club? It loved planting mid-week seeds of fun!
What’s a Wednesday’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good mid-week beat!
Why did the Wednesday calendar page get a promotion? It always knew how to elevate the mid-week mood!
What did Wednesday say to the weekend? “I’m the setup; you’re the punchline – let’s make this week a comedy!”
Why did Wednesday become a stand-up comedian? It knew how to deliver the mid-week laughs!
Funny One Liners on Wednesday
Wednesday is the hump day, but I’m feeling more like a camel.
I’m so over Wednesday. I’m ready for Friday to come and save me.
Wednesday is the day that makes me realize that I need to start drinking on Mondays.
I’m not sure what’s worse: Wednesday itself, or the fact that it’s still two days until Friday.
Wednesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m actually a robot. I mean, who else would be able to function on such little sleep and caffeine?
I’m so tired of Wednesday. I’m ready for it to be over.
Wednesday is the day when I start to lose my mind.
I’m pretty sure that Wednesday is the only day of the week that doesn’t have a name that starts with the letter “T”.
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do on the weekend.
I’m so bored on Wednesday that I’m starting to think about learning a new language.
Wednesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m actually a human being. I mean, who else would be able to function on such little sleep and caffeine?
I’m so over Wednesday. I’m ready for the weekend to come and save me.
Wednesday is the day when I start to miss my bed.
I’m pretty sure that Wednesday is the only day of the week that doesn’t have a song about it.
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do on my next vacation.
I’m so bored on Wednesday that I’m starting to think about writing a book.
Wednesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m actually a productive member of society. I mean, who else would be able to function on such little sleep and caffeine?
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do when I quit my job.
I’m so over Wednesday. I’m ready for a new week to start.
Wednesday is the day when I start to contemplate the meaning of life.
I’m pretty sure that Wednesday is the only day of the week that doesn’t have a meme about it.
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do when I win the lottery.
I’m so bored on Wednesday that I’m starting to think about starting my own cult.
Wednesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m actually a normal person. I mean, who else would be able to function on such little sleep and caffeine?
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do when I become a supervillain.
I’m so over Wednesday. I’m ready for a new universe to start.
Wednesday is the day when I start to contemplate the existence of parallel universes.
I’m pretty sure that Wednesday is the only day of the week that doesn’t have a haiku about it.
Wednesday is the day when I start to think about all the things I’m going to do when I become a god.
I’m so bored on Wednesday that I’m starting to think about starting my own religion.
Wednesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m actually a sentient being. I mean, who else would be able to function on such little sleep and caffeine?