Noodle Puns: You will not find a single kid or teenager who is not deeply and madly love with noodles. Noodles, mainly made of dough comes in various shapes and sizes and is quite easy to made. People just love to eat noodles all the time, be it cup noodles, frozen noodles, instant noodles, or rice noodles, every type of noodles are eaten at the different corners of the world with utmost love and delight. For all the die-hard noodle lovers, we have rounded up the spiciest and the funniest noodle puns that will make your day flavorsome as well as ramen-tic. All the below-stated noodle puns are full of wit, sass, and sauce.
Funny Noodle Puns
I want to shower noodles (oodles) of love on you!
Noodles (doodles) are perfect and an engaging way to depict your story.
I was going through the noo-dull moment of my life.
Noodles (poodles) are so cute and fluffy. I want to adopt one of them.
I have seen such a noodle( brutal) accident today!
How does a noodle end its prayer? By saying R-amen!
When I entered the room, she was can-noodling with her boyfriend!
The noodle (feudal) are not good to eat because they are obsolete.
You are noodle (too dull) to complete this task.
I love to drink noodle (Mcdowell) when my friends are around!
He is Ramen (layman) when it comes to computer programming!
Noodle (Rouble) is the prime monetary currency of Russia.
Why pasta feel inferior to noodles? Height!
I just love to eat delectable noodle (strudel).
I desperately want my salary to be noodle (quadruple).
Her body is quite noodle (frugal).
I want my life like I want my piping hot noodles – Smooth to intake!
If you want your life to be wonton-ful, eat noodles daily.
I have clarified everything to you. Deal or noodle?
What noodle are really scared of? Deep fry pans!
Which type of noodles Julius Caesar would love to eat? Roman Noodles!
Chinese men love two things the most: Thick thighs and thick noodles.
What did a Chinese man says after eating delicious noodles? La Lamian (Ma-mamiya).
Why a Japanese man was immediately fired from the new job? Because he was Ramen(Layman).
What did a Vietnamese man says after eating a bowl of fresh egg noodles? This is Pho King awesome!
What noodles say to pasta in ears that made her blush hard? You are the one pho me.
Why a Japanese man infuriated after seeing the noodles? Because it was cold Chinese noodles.
Did you check the latest google noodle (doodle)?
Dear lord, thank you for all the food on my table!
I have never seen a hopeless ramen-tic like you in my life.
Mom, I am not noodle, I can’t clean my room instantly.
What do you call a Chinese man who likes to get bitten by kids? Chow Mein.
He is such a barbaric and noodle (brutal) man!
What did a Taiwan man says when he missed his wife? I misua my wife!
What do you called noodles hit by frost bite? Frozen noodles.
Why no one can catch noodles despite grabbing them tightly? Because they grabbed oil noodles.
What do you call noodles who know karate? Lai Fun do.
I desperately wonton (want to) do something special for you.
I don’t wonton disturb you that’s why I don’t call or message you.
Let’s go to canton (canteen) and eat something. I am hungry!
It is my childhood dream to go to Sevai (Dubai) one day.
Don’t Bakmi (bite me). Your teeth are too sharp.
What do you call Japanese noodles who also know wrestling? Yakisoba.
I want to penne down my life journey in a diary.
What does Malaysian noodles says to burger on the phone call? Kolo mee (call me) later.
What did angry Malaysian noodles say after having an Intense fight? Mee goreng (me going).
What Thai people can’t tolerate? Noodles without rice.
What shopkeeper said to the customer when we went out of the shop without paying for noodles? Pan mee (pay me).
You may be not my cup of tea but you are definitely my cup of noodles.
How Asian people allow someone to enter their homes? Cumian (Come in).
What did an Asian man say after watching an evil spirit going away? Sotanhghon (Satan gone).