Bacon Puns: For those who don’t know bacon is nothing but a part of pig’s belly or rigid backside eaten with utmost by non-vegetarian lovers across the world. What separates bacon from rest of the meat items is it can be used to create umpteen delectable dishes like BLT sandwich. The best part about bacon is it can be cooked in different ways like smoked, boiled, and dried to produce different flavorsome dishes. If you are a hardcore bacon lover, the below-stated funny bacon puns will evoke your hunger along with rib-tickling your funny bone.
Funny Bacon Puns
How dare you take my bacon without my permission?
I was completely bacon (awaken) by his inspiring words.
What happened when pigs and turkeys forget all grudges and join hands? Bacon Turkey.
What did the pig couples when they go to watch movie? Cheesy Bacon popcorn.
If Jamaica was made up of only bacon, it would be called ja-bacon.
Why pigs eat their dinner worry free? Because they are salt cured.
Why Pizzas, burgers, and sandwiches are super jealous of bacon? Because Bacon is the top on everyone (topping).
What happens when Bacon is completely heartbroken? Bacon bits.
What happens when Bacon is quite angry? Bacon explosion.
What do you call a situation when all the pigs decide to stroke on the road? Bacon Jam.
What do you call a non-veg ice cream? Bacon ice cream.
Carl Bacon (Sagan) was quite a genius and compassionate scientist.
Why chicken was crying terribly in the morning? He didn’t get bacon egg sandwich.
Why all the pigs slipped on the floor? There was grease spilled all over.
What’s a doctor favorite breakfast in the morning? Bacon apple sandwiches.
I will be be bac-on the track pretty soon.
Let’s bacon (bygone) be bacon!
What happens when you heart bacon? Bacon fat melts.
Why Bacon is proud of its fat? Because bacon’s fat make the dishes delicious.
What do you call a Bacon who has hit multiple home runs? Streaky Bacon.
What do you call a Bacon high on Marijuana? Smoky Bacon.
I swine to pork I didn’t eat you bacon.
What does egg says to bacon when they put together in a sandwich? We make an egg-cellent couple!
My kid is suffering from a terrible bacon addiction. He should be cured immediately.
Nothing can bacon (unshaken) me from achieving my target!
I think you are bacon (mistaken) here. I am not the person you are talking about.
What surprise did the daddy pig brings on his baby’s birthday? A Bacon cake.
What I find hilarious is we bake the cake but we cook bacon.
I think therefore I Ham.
A bacon has to clear barding process before stepping into the plane.
Why was Bacon ashamed completely in front of others? Because everyone found her stripping in the bar.
What does Bacon, lettuce, and tomato discuss when they meet? Let’s make a ham (damn) good sandwich.
Please don’t bacon from this house. I can live without you.
I am bac-on the job stronger and wiser than ever.
The floor was quite greasy so the bacon slipped and got injured.
Why was bacon late for the move? He couldn’t find the porking spot.
The bacon sandwich was seeming incomplete. So the bacon called tomato and said, “Lettuce come together and create a wonderful sandwich.”
This place is so enigmatic and swine (divine).
I will bacon (track on) the culprit till I find him and sue him.
What does a pig like to have when he hits the bar? Bacon Martini.
A bacon’s favorite Russian beverage is Vodka.
What do you call a bacon that can cause serious explosion? Baconator (detonator).
Whom do you call when you are stuck in a big hole on the road? Pigup truck.
If pigs were cast instead of dinosaurs in the movie Jurassic Park, the movie would be called Jurassic pork.
Today, I saw a bacon (racoon) that was hopping here and there.
I ham to take this decision for the betterment of everyone.
I am suffering from a severe ham-string problem.
Who is the blood brother of bacon but with darker color? Macon.
What do you call fake vegetarian brother of bacon? Facon.
What do you call a pig trespassing others properties? Ham-burgler.
What’s a pig favorite singer? B’Akon.
If a female pig was an actress, it would be called Bacon (Megan) Fox.
Pigs really don’t need to lie on beaches to take sunbath as they bacon in the heat.
Which statement fills Bacon with utmost patriotism? Bacon is American.
If sunglasses were made especially for pigs, it would be called Ray-Bacon.
A few of my friends are completely bacon (pagan) and I really don’t mind.
He bacon (begun) his spiritual journey a long time ago.
We’d love to use bacon (spray gun) to color everyone on Holi festival.
The for-bacon (formation) of a perfectly cooked is not as hard as it seems.
You are not allowed to bacon all the rules here.