Bean Puns: It’s high time for us to spill all the beans and give you umpteen moments of sneaky smiles, giggles, and sudden bursts of laughter by sharing the quirkiest and the funniest bean puns that will grow your fondness and love for healthy beans as well as propel you to share these cool bean puns with loved ones. We ensure these beans puns will give you oodles of happy moments that you will love to cherish.
Funny Bean Puns
Bean there, done that!
I have bean very patient with you till yet.
He has bean selected for the prestigious academic award!
Mr. Bean was quite a funny and stupid guy!
I have heard you met with an accident? How have you bean?
I am very bean(keen) to pursue higher studies.
I am shit scared of Zom-beans.
I love to eat jelly beans all day long.
By leaps and bounds, you are an excellent human bean.
I have um-bean (umpteen) chocolates at my house.
What’s the secret of your everlasting happ-bean-ness?
To bean honestly speaking, I don’t believe in you.
You have to win this match by all beans (means).
Why can’t you throw waste materials in dust-bean?
I have bean teaching this topic for last 3 days.
You and I are destined to bean together.
He is the bean(dean) of this university.
She is the bean-est (meanest) person in the whole neighborhood.
Listen kids, I want this room to bean clean as soon as possible.
Bean Claud Van Damme is my favorite action hero!
Bean Paul Sartre is the most intellectual person I have ever read.
He has such a bean(lean) and flexible body.
During my bean(teen) years, I used to play baseball for hours.
I just can’t wait to celebrate hallow-bean festival!
Unquestionably, ru-bean (ruby) is one of the most precious natural stones.
You are so un-bean-livable, man!
What do you call beans roasted terrible? Baked Beans.
My haemoglo-bean level is so low that I fainted immediately.
I have bean a professional soccer player during high school years.
How dare you inter-bean (intervene) between me and my wife!
I can’t do anything about this problem, it’s in my beans(genes).
Karim Bean-zema is an exceptional football striker of the Real Madrid team.
If beans had a separate country, it would be called bean-babwe.
For god sake, bury all the beans if you want fresh vegetables.
To bean or not to bean is the is the central question of the Hamlet.
Justin Bean-bier can enchant anyone with his beautiful voice.
I can sit on bean bags all day long.
Men should avoid eating soya beans in excess as it leads to the secretion of estrogen.
I hated eating beans when I came to know they are similar to kidneys in shape.
I want to pea badly! Please find me a better place to relax down!
He has bean the secret stalker I was talking about.
What happens when beans change their career? They hop on to the different field.
What does the lost girlfriend said to the lost boyfriend? Where you have bean all these days!
You are displaying bean-omenal form in this tournament.
What coffee and jelly have in common? Beans
Why beans have a huge crush on coffee wife? She is extremely brew-ti-ful!
This deal will be quite bean-ificial for you.
Why you have to bean angry all the time?
Why beans are unhappy all the time? Because they look like kidneys.
Why vegetables and beans hate each other at a party? Because they both wear green dresses.
What do you call a group of fashionable beans? Cool Beans.
If I am not wrong, bean-jing is the capital of China.
What do you call a bean than sucks everything? Bean-hole!
You spilled all the beans at the wrong time.
Has bean, have bean, had bean, that’s how life cycle works.
Bean-galuru is also known as the Silicon valley of India.
My kid most favorite cartoon is Bean Ten.
What do you call a situation when all the talented beans migrate to other countries? Bean Drain.
What do you call a bean with burnt skin? A Baked bean.
Admit it or not, we are meant to bean together.
I have bean thinking about you from the moment I saw you.
Johnny Depp has done an amazing job as an actor in Pirates of the Carib-Bean.
Bean-zene is quite important chemical compound.
Please come to my ca-bean, I have to discuss something important with you.
Can-bean-erra is quite popular for its party culture.
If you don’t listen to me, I will bean you from entering here.
What do you call a happy bean? Jolly Bean.
What do you call a richest bean on the planet? Bean Gates.
Such a bean-witching collection of the jewellery.
I have always bean with you in your thick and thin.
My broad-bean connection is too slow. I can’t download anything.