Nothing beats a good laugh right before bedtime. Telling a few funny puns is a great way to end the day on a lighthearted note and get everyone smiling before drifting off to sleep. Good night puns take ordinary words and playfully twist their meanings in unexpected ways. They reveal the humor hidden within the language we use every day.
Master punsters can come up with clever wordplay on just about any topic. This collection features puns about everything from food to animals to sleep itself. While some groan at how corny puns can be, these jokes are sure to get a chuckle and help create a relaxed mood perfect for easing into a good night’s rest. So get ready to have some fun with these funny bedtime puns that are sure to give you sweet dreams.
Funny Good Night Puns
Sleep is my favorite sport. I’m a gold medalist every night.
I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a good current connection. Good night!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. Good night!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. Good night!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” Good night!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Good night!
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. Good night!
I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a good current connection. Good night!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. Good night!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good night!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. Good night!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” Good night!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Good night!
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. Good night!
I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a good current connection. Good night!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. Good night!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good night!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. Good night!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” Good night!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Good night!
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. Good night!
I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a good current connection. Good night!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. Good night!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good night!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. Good night!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” Good night!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Good night!
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. Good night!
I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a good current connection. Good night!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. Good night!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. Good night!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Good night!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good night!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Good night!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Good night!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. Good night!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Good night!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Good night!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Good night!
Hilarious Good Night Jokes
I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s pretty cheesy.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I wanted to tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own? They’re two tired.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
Where do napkins dance? At the napkin ball.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Our wedding was so beautiful even the cake was in tiers.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
When’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me tonight.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Our wedding was so beautiful even the cake was in tiers.
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me tonight.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own? They are two tired.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
I wanted to tell you a pizza joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? He was always spotted.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to go with.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
Never trust atoms. They make up everything!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Funny One Liners on Good Night
Good night, and may your dreams be as wild and crazy as your ex.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to wake up with a new personality.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a Kardashian marriage.
Good night, and may your pillow be as soft as your ego.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where mosquitoes don’t exist.
Good night, and may your dreams be as sweet as a box of kittens.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a lecture by Ben Shapiro.
Good night, and may your dreams be as exciting as a reality TV show about nothing.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where my boss is nice and understanding.
Good night, and may your dreams be as peaceful as a Buddhist monk on a mountaintop.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a Nickelback concert.
Good night, and may your dreams be as funny as a stand-up routine by Amy Schumer.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where I’m actually good at math.
Good night, and may your dreams be as adventurous as a trip to the DMV.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a day at work.
Good night, and may your dreams be as fulfilling as a job that pays well and doesn’t suck.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where I’m actually happy.
Good night, and may your dreams be as exciting as a trip to the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a lecture by a philosophy professor.
Good night, and may your dreams be as meaningful as a tweet by Donald Trump.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where I’m actually successful.
Good night, and may your dreams be as sweet as a victory royale in Fortnite.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a nap.
Good night, and may your dreams be as relaxing as a massage from a professional masseuse.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where I’m actually loved.
Good night, and may your dreams be as awesome as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
I’m so tired, I could sleep through a staring contest with a goldfish.
Good night, and may your dreams be as peaceful as a baby sleeping in a crib.
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m hoping to dream about a world where I’m actually happy with my life.