Hat Puns: Hats have always been an integral fashion accessories for men and women. Hats have been in existence since time immemorial. Some people just can’t go outside without wearing their favorite hat. Some hat lovers have such an extensive collection of that they can put any fashionista to shame. Wearing hats not only represent your fine fashion sense but also makes you look authoritative and sensible. Let’s check out the funniest hat puns that you will love immensely and would love to share with other hat lovers. Don’t forget to let us know your favorite hat puns in the comment section.
Funny Hat Puns
What an amazing hat-trick by a fast bowler!
Hat-ters gonna hate!
Let’s bring the cat out of the hat.
The more you hat (bat), the better chances you have to score big.
This is one of the most cap-tivating hat I have ever seen.
I want the keys of my hat (flat) back.
How cow boys of Texas greet each other? Howdie!
I hat (hate) you more than anything else!
Your performance in examination is so pat-hat-eic (pathetic)!
You deserve numerous hat (pat) on your back for showing bravery during the time of difficulty.
You can’t expect loyalty from a hat (cat).
Trust me, I am hat-erosexual (heterosexual) by orientation.
Hat (Matt) Damon is one of the classiest actors in the Hollywood industry.
You are the cap-tain of our team.
I used to live in Man-hatt-an before I got promoted in the job.
Why hats don’t like the windy weather? They get blown away.
The rules made by the government are quite hat-rocious (atrocious).
I choose to stay away from hat-headed people.
Hat-om (atom) is one of the deadliest inventions of all time.
Sometimes, truth hat (hurts) a lot.
If Adolf Hitler loved hats, he would be called Adolf Hat-ler.
W-hat a mesmerizing and panoramic view!
What do you call a car that loves hats? Hat-chback!
Anne Hat-way played the role of a bat woman perfectly.
Hat-th (heath) ledger is missed greatly by everyone.
Without the tireless efforts of Ma-hat-ma Gandhi and other freedom fighters, India would still not be independent.
People who watch hat (scat) videos are quite obnoxious.
Don’t chit-hat (chat) in the examination hall.
Your hat-titude (attitude) is not taken very pleasantly by everyone.
Don’t spread hat-red in the name of religion. The world is already suffering from other problems.
What do you call a bossy cap? Alpha-hat.
You s-hat-tered all my dreams in a single moment.
No one knows when the eggs with hat-ch.
W-hat-ever happens today, we will give our level best in the game.
Margaret T-hat-cher is one of the most powerful women in the world.
I love Pizzas that have cap-sicum all over them.
A lot can happen over a cup of cap-a-ccino!
When the caps-lock is on, a computer cannot take its hat off.
A husband with a lot of love for hats is called hat-bands.
I like people with cap-ricorn zodiac sing the most.
She is quite cap-ricious in nature.
Did you read the cap-ler (Kepler) planetary laws of motion?
This book en-cap-sulates all the important formulas of mathematics.
Let’s cap-itazlie whatever resources we have to complete the project.
I don’t think I am ready for such hat-tic (hectic) work.
You need to re-cap-itulate all the previous lectures if you want to understand the current topic.
You may land into trouble for giving hat-full (hateful) speeches.
Which style of hat cows generally prefer to wear? A cowboy hat.
Roger Fedora (Federer) is one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
If you want to live in this province, you have to obey all the fedora (federal) laws.
It’s better to es-cap-e from here than to get caught and receive the punishment.
Take this cap-sule and you will be fine in no time.
I don’t think I am cap-able enough to lead the project.
He is always emp-hat-ic about his opinions.
I don’t check atlas, I check hat-las.
Check out all the hat-tributes (attributes) of a machine before buying it.
Hat-om (atom) is the smallest particle in existence.
Why all hats are so proud? Because everything is beanie-th them.
Handi-cap-ped people are no less than normal people in terms of talent and abilities.
You need to put a cap on the commission earning of employees.
I am so fedorable (adorable).