Funny Purple Jokes: Who would have thought funny jokes could be made on the purple color? Purple is unquestionably a classic and elegant color. For some people, turning their life around purple color is everything, be it their dress or the house paint. However, purple is not untouched from the realm of jokes. We bring you a bunch of hilarious purple jokes on the purple color that will make you smile and regret ignoring them for such a long time.
Purple Jokes and Puns
Duncan’s eye looks a little Duncan on I’m A Celeb.
Vikings will not be a serious team until they get a serious coach.
Whats the difference between pink and purple? The grip
I’m color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I was very confused when I asked my dad, “What rhymes with purple?” He simply replied “No it doesn’t.”
What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…
I hate the color purple I hate it more than red and blue combined
What’s your least favorite color? Mine is purple. I loathe it more than red and blue combined.
What is purple and wines when it’s squished? A bunch of grapes!
This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers…
She woke up and chose violets.
Have you heard about the two ships which collided in the middle of the ocean? One was carrying brown paint, the other was carrying purple. The survivors were marooned.
‘Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.’
What’s purple and doesn’t fit anymore? A dead epileptic
I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are Purple, not F***ing blue.
I just found out that I’m color-blind. This came right out of the purple.
There’s a new breed of dog, which is purple from nose to tail. It’s called a Grape Dane.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
The X Men used to wear purple but then they stopped. The days of fuchsia passed
What’s purple and screams a lot? A damson in distress.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
I had this weird dream that I was swimming in a fizzy purple drink…
When I woke up in my bed, I have to admit, I was a little disappointed that it was only a Fanta-sy.
Did you know that you can be arrested for having purple flowers? This is because law enforcement is against domestic violets.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
I did a google search for Alzheimer’s… But for some reason all the links were already purple.
Which country has a queen as head of state and is also purple? Grape Britain.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? “BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!” Geddit? GeeditTT?
I was diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple.
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated.
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer? A bunch of grapes!
What’s purple and smells like Mars? Apartment!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
Joke made from personal experience What’s purple and makes you cry? Mamas flipflop