Rain Puns: Who doesn’t love to get drenched in the first rain of the season? After blood-curdling and scorching summer heat, we all desperately wait for the rain to arrive so that we can get some relaxation from the outrageous heat waves. The excitement to get wet and dance in the rain amplifies by leaps and bounds when you have funny rain puns at your disposal to get good laugh with your beloved. Hop on to the funniest compilation of rain puns and one-liners and tis rainy season, savor drizzling more than ever!
Funny Rain Puns
I will drain (rain) every inch of gold from here.
May you reign (rain) on this kingdom till the end.
I suggest you to ref-rain instead of putting your heart in this task.
You commit the same mistake rain (again) and rain (again)
Don’t you have rain (brain)? How can you not solve this simple problem?
Why baby cloud was so ashamed of himself? He released as he couldn’t hold for long.
I rain (ban) you to watch adult movies unless you turn 18.
You better call rain (crane) to lift this heavy stone.
Which animal loves to drench itself in the rain? Reindeer.
Why don’t you gift me the rain(chain) of gold on my birthday?
May the throne of the queen rain(reign) for centuries.
What happens when frogs dream about rain all night long? They get wet.
Who’s the rain biggest enemy? An umbrella.
If you want to beat your enemies in the fighting, rain(drain) their energy first.
It’s not everyone’s cup of tea to enter-rain(entertain) the audience continuously.
Even a single rain(grain) has the power to actualize into a full-fledged tree.
You better stay in the right rain(lane) or you will be fined heavily by the officer.
No pain(rain), no gain.
One should live a rain(plain) and sober life instead of fake glitz and glam.
I rain(restrain) you to continue the task until further orders.
My ankles are sp-rain-ing badly because of sudden twist.
I can’t handle that much rain(strain) as I am quite naive for this work.
I so want to pour down all the mud of the world on you.
What’s a banker favorite kind of precipitation? Falling money from sky.
I can’t afford to miss my t-rain this time. I have to reach the conference on time.
It wouldn’t be right to go to Uk-rain for vacation at the moment.
All my efforts went in rain(vain) and now I am left with no energy and purpose.
One of my favorite authors is Mark rain(Twain).
You will absolutely fall in love with Bris-rain(Brisbane) city.
I will re-rain(regain) my glorious status one day.
What one frog said to another frog that made him shiver? It’s going to precipitate.
In Asia, love birds don’t romance when they want. They romance when there is monsoon.
If you want to rain(sustain) in cut-throat competitive world, be mean!
You are such a rain(pain) in my ass as well as in my life.
What happens when clouds get angry? Cloud burst.
Which type of inner wear frogs wear on rainy days? Thunderwear.
I will rain (ban) you from entering into my house.
What type of a bow frogs like to wear with suits? Rain-bow!
Evaporate not evacuate is the prime motto of water.
I am amazed by the way my personal rain-er(trainer) help to maintain fitness.
When there is drizzling, you can’t hear the sound of frizzling.