Sugar Jokes: Those who say they don’t love to have sugar are either liars or perhaps the biggest sadist in the world. Without sugar and sugar daddies, this world would be no less than hell for men and girls. Here are some of the quirkiest jokes about sugar that you would love to taste all day long.
Funny Sugar Jokes
I love Sugar jokes
They never get sour.
You hear a lot of white sugar jokes. Not many brown sugar ones though.
After you tell someone you have type 1 diabetes, which has nothing to do with eating too much sugar, then they still make every sugar joke in existance.
I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was sky-rocketing
So I came home and moved it to the lowest shelf.
Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy.
You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.
Jokes about white sugar are absolutely everywhere, but jokes about brown sugar……are very rare.
What would be the cost of sugar-free candies without the sugar in them?
Nothing. They would be free.
What do you say to a person who does not know what confectioner’s sugar is?
You say, “It’s fine.”
No desire to be a dad, so I resort to Sugar Daddy jokes.
I read so much about the negative effects of sugar, that I’ve decided…
…to read less.
How did the cookies taste after the sugar in them was replaced by salt?
It tasted sodium horrible.
What do you call a dinosaur that ate too much sugar?
Answer: sweet’osaurus
What does a ghost have in his morning coffee?
Sugar with a lot of screams.
Why is throwing a sugar cube at someone not an act of assault?
Because its so sweet.
What happens when you put sugar under your pillow before going to sleep?
You have sweet dreams.
Why was the kid asked not to eat too much sugar?
Because he was already too sweet.
What is Coca-Cola made out of cane sugar known as in Mexico?
It is known as Coke Cane.
Fun fact: “sugar” is the only word in the English language where “su-” makes a “sh” sound. .
How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?
Candy Crush.
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?
Answer: If they didn’t, they would be sweetish (swedish).
In order to lose some weight, I went on a diet without including any sugar in it. Needless to say, it was absolutely sweet-less.
How much sugar do you put in the tea for Winnie the Pooh?
You put in half a lump.
A truck carrying 100kg of strawberries crashed into a lorry carrying 50kg of sugar.
Instead of helping clear up the accident cars drove through the mess and the jam was getting thicker!
Three moles are in a narrow tunnel heading to the bakery
The first one says, “I smell sugar.”
The second says, “I smell cig”
The third one says, “I smell your butts.”
A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”.
He’s an artificial sweetner.
What’s the difference between powdered sugar and cocain?
Exactly, said Rasputin.
Why are sugar snap peas so popular?
They are very ap-peas-ing to the taste buds.
What would you call the death by choking on sugar cubes?
You would call it the sweetest death ever.
I once had a sugar daddy
It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.
I’m a pretty badass sugar daddy myself…
I have diabetes and 3 kids.
Why did the sugar factory smell like the posterior of rodents?
Because there were a lot of mole asses in there.
I can eat sugar with either hand…
I’m ambidextrose!
Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail.
Guess you could say they were bread in captivity.
Roses are red, sugar is sweet,
A huge controversy startsjust with a funny tweet
If you put sugar in tea ..
what do you put in sugar ?
A spoon.
My daddy loves sugar so much
He eats it through his nose
What are those things you blow and your wish comes true?
Oh yeah… sugar daddies…
When telling a fat man to lose weight you should not sugar coat it
Because he will eat that too
My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory…
until his position was dissolved.
What would you call a few cups of tea which has too much sugar in it?
You would call it diabe-teas.
What should you do if you want a sugar daddy but can’t get one?
Manage with a Splenda uncle.
Where did Harry Styles go to school?
Watermelon Sugar High
My babies are like powdered sugar
Because they’re honor roll!
What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?
Meals on wheels
The waiter asked me ‘Do you want white or unrefined sugar?’
I said ‘It doesn’t matter – I’m Ambidextrose.
I’m trying out this new all-sugar diet
It’s pretty sweet.
What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?
Raw raw raw raw raw
I’ve found that I’m a lot happier
Since I switched from coffee to orange juice in the mornings. My doctor said it’s because of the citrus and natural sugars. I think it’s just the vodka.
My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was.
I gave her $5000 to never ask me that again.
I recently placed a sugar cube for an ant
When he left to get the rest of the ants, I quickly removed the sugar cube. Now everyone else thinks he lied.
What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?
Meals on wheels