Looking for some fun and fresh march jokes for kids to keep the laughs marching all month long? March is the perfect time to embrace all kinds of silly humor and pun-filled wordplay. After all, with spring just around the corner, everyone can use an extra dose of chuckles to get through those last few weeks of winter.
This March, we’ve rounded up over 100 of the most hilarious, kid-friendly March-themed jokes, puns, and riddles. From plays on words about March’s blustery weather to zingers celebrating St. Patrick’s Day fun, these jokes are sure to have the whole family giggling uncontrollably. So rally the troops and get ready for a whole month’s worth of comedic ammunition to lighten the mood during any March malaise or shower of boredom. With these knee-slappers in your arsenal, you’ll be marching your way to non-stop laughter in no time!
March Jokes for Kids
Why don’t March lions eat March lambs? Because they’re on a diet!
What do you call a lion who loves to march? A roar-ade leader!
Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
How do you know if March is coming? You can hear the spring in its step!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to March Madness? Because they heard the competition was fierce!
What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a snowman in March? Frostbite!
Why did the bicycle fall over in March? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a March insect? A march-mosquito!
How do March lions like their meat cooked? In pride sauce!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music in March? Sham-rock!
Why was the broom late for work in March? It overswept!
What do you call a sheep who loves to dance in March? A baa-llerina!
Why don’t we ever pinch leprechauns on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re already a little green!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course in March? In case he got a hole-in-one!
How do you catch a March squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did one raindrop say to the other in March? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
Why don’t March birds tell secrets? Because they tweet them!
What’s a March bug’s favorite sport? Cricket!
How do you make a tissue dance in March? Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the clock go to therapy in March? It had too much time on its hands!
What did the tree say to the wind in March? Leaf me alone!
How do you fix a broken tomato in March? With tomato paste!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in March? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a cat that gets stuck in a March tree? A cat-erpillar!
Why did the pencil bring a eraser to the March party? Because it heard there would be mistakes!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate in March? A candy baa!
Why did the scientist take a nap in March? They needed to rest their neurons!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo in March? A woolly jumper!
Why did the March lion eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a well-balanced meal!
How do you know when a joke is a dad joke in March? It becomes apparent!
Why did the bicycle fall over in March? It was too tired to stand!
What’s green and sings in March? Elvis Parsley!
Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you make a tissue dance in March? Put a little spring in its step!
Why did the robot go on strike in March? It had too many bytes to process!
What do you call a group of leprechauns marching together in March? A sham-rock band!
Why did the chicken cross the road in March? To get to the March egg-stravaganza!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of dessert in March? Paddy-cake!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks to the golf course in March? In case they got a hole-in-one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth in March? A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over in March? It was tired of being wheely tired!
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes in March? A funny bunny!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity in March? Because they are shellfish!
How do you catch a leprechaun in March? With a leprechaun-trapment!
Why was the music teacher so good at marching in March? Because they had perfect timing!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on in March? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why was the computer cold in March? It left its Windows open!
What’s green and goes to a summer camp in March? A brussel sprout!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the golf course in March? In case they got a hole-in-one!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie in March? So-fish-ticated!
Why was the broom late for work in March? It swept through its alarm!
What do you call a duck that loves to dance in March? A quack-dancer!
Why did the tomato turn red in March? It saw the salad dressing!
How do you make a goldfish smile in March? Tell it a fish-tastic joke!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes in March? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the calendar wear a raincoat in March? Because it was coming in like a lion!
What did the snowman wear on his head in March? Sun-block!
Why did the cloud cry in March? Because it couldn’t make up its mind, rain or shine!
What do you call a leprechaun who loses his pot of gold in March? A Sham-rock bottom!
Why did the umbrella forget its words in March? It had a case of the March winds!
What do you call a confused leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day? March-ed in the wrong direction!
Why did the basketball team lose in March? They were too busy looking for their lucky clovers!
What do you call a sleepy bear who wakes up in March? A March-mallow!
What did the teacher say to the student wearing shorts in March? “Brrr, you’re brave! That outfit is March madness!”
What did the raindrops say to each other in March? “Hold on tight, here comes a gust!”
Punny March Puns
What do you call a grumpy leprechaun? A Sham-rage case!
Why couldn’t the leprechaun find his lucky charm? He was feeling a little Sham-rockless!
Why did the calendar artist get a raise? They March-ed a great job!
What did the confused butterfly say in March? “Is it spring or winter? I’m so March-ed!”
Why did the cloud wear sunglasses in March? Because the sun was really March-ing in!
My teacher asked the class to write a sentence about March weather. One kid wrote, “It’s raining cats and dogs, and they’re both wearing boots!”
Why did the wind whisper in March? Because it didn’t want to get caught by the weatherman!
My friend told me a joke about March winds, but it blew right over my head!
Why did the puddle jump over the fence? Because March winds were blowing it around!
I saw a leprechaun riding a bike in March. He called it his “Sham-rock cycle!”
What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel hiding nuts in March? “Don’t worry, these March winds won’t blow our stash away!”
Why did the bee stay inside in March? It didn’t want to get pollen-ated by the March winds!
What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar in March? “Don’t worry, buddy, spring is just March-ing around the corner!”
Why did the dog chase its tail in March? Because the wind was blowing it around!
Why did the birds hold onto their branches tightly in March? The March winds tried to blow them away!
Why did the leprechaun wear earmuffs on St. Patrick’s Day? Because the music was too Sham-rockin’!
What did the chef say when they ran out of green food coloring on St. Patrick’s Day? “Don’t worry, I’ll just make it Sham-rock green!”
Why did the plumber wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Because he was feeling a little Sham-rocky!
What did the teacher say to the students wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day? “That’s a very Sham-rockin’ outfit!”
Why did the dentist wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Because he wanted to give everyone a Sham-rockin’ smile!
More Marchy Fun
What do you call a bunch of messy rooms in March? A March of disarray!
What do you call a group of leprechauns doing yoga? Sham-rockasana!
Why couldn’t the computer find the file about March? It was March-ed in the wrong folder!
What do you call a lost leprechaun who can’t find his way home? March-ed in the wrong direction!
What did the calendar say to the sunshine peeking through the clouds in March? “Don’t worry, I’ll March you back in!”
What do you call a group of excited kids on the first day of spring? A March of happy campers!
March Break Jokes for Kids
I’m having a march-velous day!
Don’t be a march-potato, get moving!
March sure is out-standing in its field.
You’re looking march-nificent today!
Time to march to the beat of my own drum.
I’m gonna march right into fun this month!
All the cool kids are march-ing in style.
March brings showers of pun-filled hours.
With March here, nothing can em-barrass me!
Trust me, I’m the march-master of puns.
My march-ine puns are the best around.
Pun-tastic March, here I come!
You make me march with happiness.
March on over for some family pun-time.
Puns in March? They’re no larch-ing matter!
Let’s march our way into pun-derland.
The march of puns has only begun!
March brings mad pun skills, can you dig it?
I’m having a march-ing time with these puns!
March puns are in full bloom.
Don’t get march-stranded without puns.
Lend an ear to these march-velous puns!
With March here, it’s the pun-ultimate time!
These puns were hand-picked for March.
March on down the trail of pun-tastic fun!
You’d be march-ing to a different tune without puns.
Spring is march-ing in with hilarious puns!
Let’s march together into pun-derful times.
The march of puns is an un-baad-able force!
March madness means maximum pun power!
Chase away winter with a march of puns.
Embrace the march towards peak pun season.
March forward and pun-load on the laughs!
You’re looking march-arvellous, kid!
Pun supplies are marching in for March.
Oh comedy, how I march for thee!
The marchrushes are reddit for pun-tastic times!
March the puns out for maximum mayhem.
Puns in March are no vernal equi-hoax!
March pun-demonium is heading this way!
Let’s pun-bark on a journey through March.
Fasten your pun-belts for March madness!
Brace yourselves, the pun-alanche is coming in March!
March marches on with rib-pun-tickling laughs.
You’re pun-derful, March – simply mar-velous!
March marches to the pun-beat of its own drum.
Get ready to march your laughs off!
Mar-chuckle your way through pun-filled days.
Pun supplies have made a march-landing!
It’s a marshmallow world of puns this March!
I’m having a marsh-tastic time with March puns!