March is a month full of opportunities for punny wordplay. The name of the month itself opens up a world of potential march-related puns. We can march into March by coming up with as many march puns as we can. Things associated with March like St. Patrick’s Day, the start of spring, and March Madness provide even more chances for humorous puns. Get ready to put your funny bone to work and march forth with a comedic spirit this month. In the following paragraphs, we’ll explore some of the best funny puns on topics like marching, St. Patrick’s Day in March, the spring equinox, and March Madness that are sure to make you chuckle and groan with delight. So lace up your punny boots, it’s time for some hilarious hijinks and march puns galore!
Funny March Puns
I’m so excited for March, it’s my favorite month. It really takes the wind out of February!
People say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, but I think it just breezes by!
Welcome to March, when spring is in the air and summer is right around the corner. Things are really looking up this month!
March brings warmer weather. You could say it’s a real heat wave!
Spring has sprung in March! The flowers are blooming and so are my seasonal allergies. Achoo!
March to the beat of your own drum this month! Or I guess I should say, march to the beat of your own wind instrument!
I’m green with envy about all the St. Patrick’s Day fun in March!
March brings April showers, and May flowers. But April better watch out, March’s lion might eat those flowers!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta! That’s just a little March madness humor for you!
I’m marching through March like the energizer bunny! This month just keeps going and going.
March in like a lion, march out like a lamb. Just take it slow, don’t pull a ham!
Goodbye cold weather, hello spring! March is gonna be a breeze!
Spring has sprung, fall has fell, March is here, so all is well!
March may come in like a lion but I’m more interested in the lamb part. Wool anyone join me?
March forth this month into springtime adventures! The cold can’t bother me anymore.
Feeling windy this March? It must be because March really blows!
I’m not lion, March weather can be wild! But spring is worth the wait.
March 1st is the start of the windy season. Break out your kites folks!
March forth on the path to spring. Just be careful not to slip on early spring showers!
March brings showers and April flowers. I’m just hoping May doesn’t bring Mayflowers. My allergies can’t take it!
March comes in like a lion, stays like a confused housecat who forgot how to lion.
This weather can’t decide if it wants to be a blizzard, a sauna, or a lukewarm bath.
March is like nature‘s indecisive washing machine: rinse, spin, repeat… with hail.
I’m not sure what’s more unpredictable: the stock market or March’s temperature swings.
Remember that saying “April showers bring May flowers?” March is just here to laugh in its face.
My blood isn’t green, but my credit card will be after St. Patrick’s Day.
I’m not Irish, but I’ll happily pinch anyone who doesn’t offer me a Guinness on March 17th.
My spirit animal is a leprechaun, because I too struggle to find my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Shamrock shakes are basically spring-flavored milkshakes for adults who refuse to grow up.
May your St. Patrick’s Day be filled with laughter, good company, and enough green to avoid getting pinched.
March is like that awkward first date of spring, trying too hard to impress but still unsure of itself.
The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, and my allergies are like, “Hold my beer.”
Daylight Saving Time: the government’s annual reminder that sleep is for the weak.
Spring cleaning? More like spring procrastination disguised as organization.
Can’t wait for March to be over so we can finally complain about the heat again.
March: the month that reminds you why you pay for a gym membership in January.
I’m not saying March is cursed, but it’s definitely the month laundry multiplies faster than rabbits.
March: come for the madness, stay for the existential confusion about what season it actually is.
Why was the March weather angry? It was in a bitter wind!
March in like a lion, out like a lamb. No wonder this month makes me so sleepy!
March to the beat of your own drum this month. Or march to the beat of these windy gusts!
Top of the morning to you on St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t get too lucky with the green beer though.
Beware the ides of March! Or should I say beware the winds of March that might blow you away!
March 1st is National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day. Celebrate with a peanut butter and jelly wind sandwich!
March forth on your goals this month! Just don’t get wind burn from moving too fast!
Windsday is my favorite day in March. Get it??
It’s almost spring, I’m so egg-cited! Everything is coming up roses! Well, almost everything. My allergies are nothing to sneeze at. Achoo!
As March blows out and April showers in, remember that spring flowers will soon blossom!
March forth this month and don’t let the lion’s roar scare you! We’ll be frolicking with lambs soon.
I’m green with excitement for St. Patrick’s Day. The only pinch I want is a pinch of lucky charm marshmallows!
March brings April showers and I’m hoping for some flower power! Daisies make me oh so happy!
I’m marching my way through the winds of March straight to flip flop weather. Spring break here I come!
Welcome windy March! It’s time to fly some kites and get swept up in the madness of changing seasons!
March roars in like a lion but goes out like a lamb, and I can’t wait to frolic with all the cute lambs on farms soon!
Don’t be a March hare about the changing weather. Spring will come!
Make it a great March, but don’t go too far off the deep end with March madness!
March forth on St. Patrick’s day, but don’t get too lucky with green beers or you might end up in the drunk tank!
I’m not lion, I’m excited for spring even though March weather can be a real wind-storm!
March comes in like a lion, leaves like a… hang on, is that snow again?
Is it just me, or does March feel like spring’s indecisive younger sibling?
March weather: Hot one minute, hail the next. Dress like a schizophrenic onion.
Pollen season hits like a rogue feather duster in a clown convention. Bless you!
Forget April showers, March gives us surprise blizzards and existential dread.
I can’t tell if this rain is washing away winter or giving it a second wind.
Daylight Saving Time: confusing everyone since forever. Marching into madness indeed.
My Irish heritage kicks in around March 17th: I suddenly crave potatoes and the ability to jig.
My DNA test said I’m 100% Irish… on St. Patrick’s Day.
Leprechauns are like my social life: invisible most of the time, only appear with alcohol involved.
Wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day? Groundbreaking. Now try speaking Gaelic.
Pinching people who don’t wear green? More like pinching your chances of making a friend.
Warning: excessive Guinness consumption may lead to an inexplicable Irish accent.
Can’t find a four-leaf clover? Don’t worry, a six-pack will bring just as much luck.
March Madness: when your bracket is more busted than your sleep schedule.
Spring cleaning? More like “shoving everything under the rug until April.”
I’m not saying March is chaotic, but my to-do list spontaneously sprouted wings and flew away.
The only thing predictable about March is its unpredictability.
Is it even March if you haven’t seen at least one person wearing flip-flops in a snowstorm?
This month, my allergies are doing the Macarena, while my bank account does the tango.
March: the month where everyone suddenly becomes an amateur meteorologist.
Don’t trust anyone who says they love March. They’re probably just lying to get out of winter chores.
Jokes on March Month
Why did the calendar break up with February? Because March was too forward.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite month? March, because it’s when they’re in their element!
Why did the clock go to therapy in March? Because it had too many ticks and not enough tocks!
Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the basketball team do well in March? Because they knew how to dribble and shamrock!
What do you call a sheep during March Madness? A baa-sketball player!
Why did the lion wear a green hat in March? To blend in with the shamrocks!
Why was the broom late in March? Because it overswept February!
How do you know if a leprechaun is lying in March? His pants are always sham-rocking!
What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a snowman in March? Frostbite!
Why don’t leprechauns play hide and seek in March? Because good luck finding them with all those shamrocks!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music in March? Sham-rock and roll!
Why don’t oysters give good March weather forecasts? Because they always clam up!
What did the tree say to the wind in March? “Leaf me alone!”
Why did the basketball player bring string to the game in March? Because he wanted to shoot some hoops!
What’s a basketball’s favorite subject in March? Geometry – it loves making those March Madness brackets!
Why was the chef so good at basketball in March? Because he knew how to dish out assists!
What did one basketball say to the other in March? “Shooting hoops is a slam dunk!”
Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems and not enough solutions!
What do you call a lion that loves March? A sham-rockstar!
Why did the basketball player go to the bank in March? To get his March Madness!
Why did the calendar refuse to leave March? Because it heard April showers bring May flowers, but March showers bring April flowers and that’s confusing!
Why did the chef become a basketball coach in March? Because he knew how to dish out assists and cook up a win!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite dessert in March? Shamrock cake – it’s magically delicious!
Why was the basketball court always wet in March? Because of all the dribbling!
What do you call a lion that loves basketball in March? A slam-dunking roar-athlete!
Why don’t leprechauns like sports in March? Because they prefer hiding pots of gold over chasing basketballs!
What did the basketball coach say to the vegetable in March? “Lettuce make some March Madness magic happen!”
Why did the basketball go to therapy in March? Because it was feeling deflated!
Why did the basketball player visit the bakery in March? To get some slam-dunkin’ donuts!
Why did the basketball team have a picnic in March? Because they wanted to dunk on some sandwiches!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of shoe in March? Step clovers!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? Because he wanted to shoot some hoops from a higher level!
Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend in March? Because she kept traveling!
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor in March? Because he had too many jump shots!
Why was the basketball court so busy in March? Because everyone was trying to shoot some hoops before they got April fooled!
What’s a basketball’s favorite subject in March? Bracket-ology!
Why did the basketball team go to the beach in March? Because they heard March Madness was making waves!
Why did the basketball player go to the garden in March? To work on his jump shots – he heard March Madness was in full bloom!
Why was the basketball team always thirsty in March? Because they drank all their March Madness!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? Because he heard the competition was rising!
Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend in March? Because she was always traveling!
Why was the basketball court always sad in March? Because it heard April was coming and it was getting benched!
Why did the basketball coach go to the bank in March? To get some March Madness!
Why did the basketball player go to the bakery in March? To get some slam-dunkin’ donuts!
Why did the basketball team have a picnic in March? Because they wanted to dunk on some sandwiches!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of shoe in March? Step clovers!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? Because he wanted to shoot some hoops from a higher level!
Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend in March? Because she kept traveling!
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor in March? Because he had too many jump shots!
Why was the basketball court so busy in March? Because everyone was trying to shoot some hoops before they got April fooled!
What’s a basketball’s favorite subject in March? Bracket-ology!
Why did the basketball team go to the beach in March? Because they heard March Madness was making waves!
Why did the basketball player go to the garden in March? To work on his jump shots – he heard March Madness was in full bloom!
Why was the basketball team always thirsty in March? Because they drank all their March Madness!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? Because he heard the competition was rising!
Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend in March? Because she was always traveling!
Why was the basketball court always sad in March? Because it heard April was coming and it was getting benched!
Why did the basketball coach go to the bank in March? To get some March Madness!
Why did the basketball player go to the bakery in March? To get some slam-dunkin’ donuts!
Why did the basketball team have a picnic in March? Because they wanted to dunk on some sandwiches!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of shoe in March? Step clovers!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? Because he wanted to shoot some hoops from a higher level!
Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend in March? Because she kept traveling!
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor in March? Because he had too many jump shots!
Why was the basketball court so busy in March? Because everyone was trying to shoot some hoops before they got April fooled!
What’s a basketball’s favorite subject in March? Bracket-ology!
Why did the basketball team go to the beach in March? Because they heard March Madness was making waves!
Why did the basketball player go to the garden in March? To work on his jump shots – he heard March Madness was in full bloom!
Why was the basketball team always thirsty in March? Because they drank all their March Madness!